How do you think Wario & the cast celebrate the holidays?

well, thanksgiving is over, and the holidays are right around the corner. Now I know the Mario world does celebrate Christmas and the holidays in general, hell there was an entire small town dedicated just to Christmas, But I'm curious, how do you think Wario and the Cast as a whole, celebrate Christmas or the holidays to begin with? Are there any traditions that they like to celebrate?
This is basically the Christmas version of the headcanon thread. So if you have ideas about what do they do during these holidays,
List them here, so let me start this train off by listing my own headcanons. (Mine are mostly Christmas only, but any holidays are welcome, like Hanukkah and Kwanzaa)

• Despite popular belief, Wario adores Christmas. (But obviously for all the wrong reasons.)
• Mona is not a fan of Christmas in general. She likes it, but just not passionate with it. (And yes she tried the mistletoe with Wario, and no, it never has worked.)
• Ashley is, surprisingly to most people, the most passionate about the holidays in general. She and red often decorate the mansion in what I would call a odd mixture between Halloween and Christmas decorations.
• Penny has a dislike for Christmas, for extremely personal reasons.
• 9-Volt predictably loves Christmas. And he usually doesn't have to do a Christmas list, because his mother already knows what he wants (Anything Nintendo.)
• Orbulon has never celebrated or even know about Christmas or any of the earthly holidays, But his own species does have a special day that is somewhat similar to Christmas in theme. (Except probably more gruesome in nature.)

So how do you think Wario and the cast celebrate the holidays? List them off below.

Jimmy T. and the family dance the night away to holiday tunes then enjoy a nice meal before opening gifts. I hear Mama T. is giving Jimmy and the whole family new swanky cellphones.

Dr. Crygor just invented the Hollijollimator used to deck the halls 2000 times faster than any human.

I don't know why, but I can picture Wario eating through an entire fridge while sitting in front of the TV. I mean, that's kind of perfect for him, isn't it?

The free gifts from others are nice too... though Wario likely never gives anyone else any presents in return.

Koopaul said:

Jimmy T. and the family dance the night away to holiday tunes then enjoy a nice meal before opening gifts. I hear Mama T. is giving Jimmy and the whole family new swanky cellphones.

Dr. Crygor just invented the Hollijollimator used to deck the halls 2000 times faster than any human.

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They also get drunk as hell and wake up with hangovers with Jimmy T thinking "Awwww yeah! C'mon.... aww no, my head hurts...."

Ashley does her duty as a devout pagan and burns Christians at the stakes

If there's anyonr in the WarioWare cast who hates Christmas, it's Ashley.

I guess I like to subvert expectations, like how you expect Wario to despise Christmas, (because of the Christmas carol stereotypes) but I made it so he loves Christmas. Plus, the English version of her song did imply that she has a grandmother ("Grandma's wig, this will make you big" ), and she lives in a pretty nice house as a whole (she wouldn't live in a nice mansion if she lived on her own. Even with red, and would had probably been taken to a foster home or a orphanage by the Mario equivalent of CPS.) but on the contrary, her blog in smooth moves states that she and red live alone. So overall, her whole situation is a bit ambiguous as a whole (just like every other plot thing related to Mario.)