Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

[Dangerous Duck]

My dog's name is Bagel and one day we were on a walk and he got out of his harness somehow so I was running down the street yelling "BAGEL" and "TREAT" seemingly at no one in particular. I'm sure some people thought I was off my rocker.

Whoaaaa...! He speaks! He's alive!
That's a terrific little tidbit, Momo. It would make a great little comedy sketch, I reckon.

 

[Metal]

TAKING A FAT OGRE SHIT

 

[DabbitDaMips]

On one of the forums Im on, if someone finds an old thread and posts on it, everyone gets mad for necro-posting. BUT, at the same time, if you make a new thread on a topic that already has a thread buried somewhere thats been inactive for a while, people get mad that you made a new thread for an old topic.

You just cant win on the internet : p

And one time when my friend and I were young teens, he had the idea to go into a candle shop and smell the scented candles. I thought it was dumb but I did it anyway. Well, somehow I ended up dropping one of the candles and it totally shattered all over the floor. And the entire store stopped and stared right at me.

It was awful : p

People getting upset about necro positng is stupid. Its the moderators job to lock threads. When forums have necro posting rules its literally just gatekeeping and stiffling conversation. I can completely understand if someone is necroing to just post a one off reaciton statement or something. Still, you shouldn't feel bad about this, they should have just been on their shit and locked the thread if they didn't want people posting in it anymore. Imagine if in real life a topic could only be brought up while it was hot then the second it fell off for a couple weeks OR EVEN A YEAR it couldn't be brought back up. That's just not how reality works. Or community. Definitely not how a successful forum should be run.


There is no most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I've gone through too much and come back from the absolute lowest point a human can possibly come back from. Now I am only proud.

 

[DabbitDaMips]

I remember when I was a kid I used to use urinal with my pants and undies all the way down, cuz I didn't know at the time that it was not socially acceptable to do so. So at school some of the kids told the teacher on me and I got in trouble :I

You got in trouble for peeing :O bruh.
Ok I have 100 embarassing tales but I'll share them as other people post more, but you guys are really cool and I can safely say I like it here in this forum so here goes nothing:

EMBARRASSING TALE NUMBER ONE: When I was a kid these neighbor girls kept coming on my lawn and picking my families flowers. I was like 3 or 4. I went outside and grabbed the hose and brought it inside up to my room from where I could see these girls from. I started blasting them with the hose from my window and yelled "Suck on this hose" not understanding what I was saying. Their dad came out and got pissed and told my parents I was yelling at people to suck my junk/calling his daughters prostitutes. Also I found out later that, that girl had a huge crush on me and was literally just trying to get my attention (a common trend for me and at least 10 of my embrassing stories)