Blow me down! So, the rumors are true. I was glancing over another recent profile post and, to my bewilderment, spied "Magma likes this." For a moment, I thought I my eyesight was going haywire, but, as things turn out, Mr. Magma is back! It's a pleasure to have you as a party to our forums again. I can assure you, your presence was deeply missed.
So the Big M is back in the ring, huh? This calls for a corny prologue...
"In his searing body of flesh, fire and bone, he stirs once more from his molten mattress, hell-bent to contend for the ultimate belt of the gods. Will he do it, folks? CAN he do it? Only old Father Time knows the score..."