Someone actually won a contest with a poem about Waluigi?

[CM30]

Saw this posted by Glowsquid on Mario Wiki. Here's the poem:

Ode to Waluigi, By Sam Daly
Oh, purple-moustached clever Waluigi.
Thou art such a genius when it is thy time to attack Mario and Luigi!
How thou attach springs to thy shoes, know I not!
Why dost thou not have thy own video fame?
Art thou enraged that thou dost not have one?
Why dost thou fight the Mario brothers?
Thou art negative and wicked when shooting fireballs at thy green plumber, thy foe!
Why art thou always cranky?
Art thy purple knickers in a knot?
Perchance Alvin Earthworm annoyed thou with his YouTube video.
Why art thou so tall and slim?
Perchance a Power Flower fell in you mouth when thou wast a baby.
Why dost thou wear a purple suit?
I like thy violet outfit for its unique hue.
Shouldst thy brother Wario and thou fight so repeatedly?
Is Bowser the Dragon-turtle your fiendish companion?
I dost wonder what it wouldst be like to be friends with Bowser and thou.
Dost thou own the Vicious Petey Piranha Flower?
Dost thou like the kind Princess Peach?
If thou couldst own a Yoshi wouldst thou?
Thou art so sly and crafty our slippery Waluigi.
Dost thou fight Geno the Explorer dangerously?
Why art thou not in Super Smash Bros Brawl?
Perchance thou art sad for being excluded from that rough game.
Why art thou so nimble when thou escape the police?
Thy symbol is an upside down L.
Oh, thou art sneaky, secretive and tricky, mine own Waluigi!

It's... sort of interesting I guess, although damn, some of those rhymes are really, really pushing it when it comes to the wording used...

But yeah, what do you think about this Canadian 4th grader winning a poetry contest with a poem about Waluigi?

http://www.stalbertgazette.com/article/20120512/SAG0801/305129970

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

I like this kid.

 

[Magma]

edit: oh shit third wario bro is on a necroposting spree

 

[daria]

"I like thy violet outfit for its unique hue."

@Pigmask Colonel did you write this poem

 

[Boris Carloft's Car Loft]

Alas, I did not. Can confirm that I'm not a Canadian 4th grader.

 

[JS Shantae]

Saw this posted by Glowsquid on Mario Wiki. Here's the poem:



It's... sort of interesting I guess, although damn, some of those rhymes are really, really pushing it when it comes to the wording used...

But yeah, what do you think about this Canadian 4th grader winning a poetry contest with a poem about Waluigi?

http://www.stalbertgazette.com/article/20120512/SAG0801/305129970

I can't say it's not kind of charming. lol.