wah? wah! WAH!
its because he's smexy in a zero suit.
its because he's smexy in a zero suit.
How does Wario have friends?
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My friend Roman hates when I show him that picture, lol.
i wanted to use another version, but if the internet is a kingdom, that princess is in another castle
*bad mario joke*
Another version of ZS Wario!? Who on earth would make another one? : P
google and cringe in fear. XD
Next thing you know --- Zero Suit Ganondorf, lol.
If I were to answer this question honestly, I think only Jimmy T and Mona are his real friends. The rest just...work for him? I don't know much about Warioware outside of Ashley. :3
If I were to answer this question honestly, I think only Jimmy T and Mona are his real friends. The rest just...work for him? I don't know much about Warioware outside of Ashley. :3
You fell for his photoshopped picture?!
I fell for the way his mustache crinkles when he smiles
You fell for his photoshopped picture?!
Those allegations were dropped. Mario did this to bury any chances of a new Wario Land game (he lives in constant fear people will discover they had more potential than New Super Mario Bros).
As we speak, poor Wario is sitting by the phone in his castle, waiting for a call from Nintendo.
Why does Wario own a castle in the urban streets?!? (According to WL1,and WL4.)
I don't remember any mention of urban streets in WL1. His castle is surrounded by woods/grassland.
Wario Land 4 didn't feature his castle. In the instruction manual Wario refers to his urban residence as "The Hideout" and the surrounding city is called "Greedville" in the 2001 official website. (Perhaps it's the same city that featured in Wario Land 2!) Remember that this was before Diamond City/WarioWare existed.
I'm not sure I want to accept that as official Wario canon.
I'm not sure I want to accept that as official Wario canon.
Heheh. Yeah, I personally like the name Greedville, but I can see how it would sound poor to some people. Regardless of that website, I would love to see the city from WL2 and WL4 become a unique landmark in the series. It's quite a long way from Wario's castle (past the grounds and forest, over the coastline and beyond Maze Woods).
If the developers or even the localization team were the ones who came up with that name I'd accept it but I'm veeeery iffy when it comes to things done by random third parties, like the people making advertising (or in this case home pages with weird flash games) ....especially when it features jokes like crowdfarting. 
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If the developers or even the localization team were the ones who came up with that name I'd accept it but I'm veeeery iffy when it comes to things done by random third parties, like the people making advertising (or in this case home pages with weird flash games) ....especially them it features jokes like crowdfarting.
Ugh.... That "crowdfarter" marketing ploy was a big nail in the coffin for me. It completely turned me off even looking for new updates/news on Wario.
I'd need to brainstorm, but off the top of my head.... Start an online dare/contest where people post in videos of eating the most raw garlic, Wario style, in a single sitting. The top ten garlic munchers win a free Wii U and copy of Game & Wario. The game itself has nothing to do with farting, so eating garlic is a better idea than Crowdfarter.
Seriously? Who doesn't want to be friends with the great Wario!
Sure he's a greedy fat bastard and you'll probably have to pay for everything, but he certainly looks like a fun person to be around.
Plus it's probably better to be friends with him then to be enemies. (Last thing you'll want is a shoulder bashing to the ass)
Sure he's a greedy fat bastard and you'll probably have to pay for everything, but he certainly looks like a fun person to be around.
Plus it's probably better to be friends with him then to be enemies. (Last thing you'll want is a shoulder bashing to the ass)
Wario does indeed have friends: Waluigi, Jimmy T. and Mona. He's even said to have been friends with Jimmy T. since childhood. And Dribble and Spitz also consider Wario a ¨pretty nice guy actually¨ (or something among these lines)