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  1. MonxiasyshRema77
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    MonxiasyshRema77 Don't be bad, and do drugs Mkay?

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  2. MonxiasyshRema77
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    MonxiasyshRema77 Don't be bad, and do drugs Mkay?

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    GROUND BEEF!
    (DON'T EXPECT FOR THE CRAPPY JOKES TO STOP.)
     
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  3. MonxiasyshRema77
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    MonxiasyshRema77 Don't be bad, and do drugs Mkay?

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    Why did the cyclops close his school?
    Because he only had one pupil!
     
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  4. MonxiasyshRema77
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    MonxiasyshRema77 Don't be bad, and do drugs Mkay?

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    A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
    The bartender says,
    "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
     
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  5. Thaberii
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    Thaberii Gamer

    2 Antennae met on a roof fell in love and got married
    The wedding wasn't much,
    but the reception was incredible!
     
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  6. Just a Wario Fan
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    Just a Wario Fan The guy who wants to know everyting

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    Some moar dark humor just cuz I like it.

    • How do you recognise a gay couple in Iran?
    They are the ones hanging from the lamppost.

    • Hitler was actually a good guy. Think about it: of all people, he was the only one who managed to kill Hitler.
    • I was in church yesterday, and I saw somebody smoking a cigarette in church. This shocked me so much that I accidentally dropped my beer bottle.
     
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  7. ThAshleyChannel
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    ThAshleyChannel Most loved/hated

    That one made me laugh
     
  8. The 3rd Wario Brother
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    The 3rd Wario Brother Worlds greatest treasure hunter. Diamond City Insider

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    The very meaninglessness of life forces man to create his own meaning. Children, of course, begin life with an untarnished sense of wonder, a capacity to experience total joy at something as simple as the greenness of a leaf; but as they grow older, the awareness of death and decay begins to impinge on their consciousness and subtly erode their joie de vivre, their idealism – and their assumption of immortality. As a child matures, he sees death and pain everywhere about him, and begins to lose faith in the ultimate goodness of man. But, if he’s reasonably strong – and lucky – he can emerge from this twilight of the soul into a rebirth of life’s elan. Both because of and in spite of his awareness of the meaninglessness of life, he can forge a fresh sense of purpose and affirmation. He may not recapture the same pure sense of wonder he was born with, but he can shape something far more enduring and sustaining. The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that it is indifferent; but if we can come to terms with this indifference and accept the challenges of life within the boundaries of death – however mutable man may be able to make them – our existence as a species can have genuine meaning and fulfillment. However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light. ―Stanley Kubrick

    What? did you expect a joke? Oh, okay.

    Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side! XD:
     
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  9. Just a Wario Fan
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    Just a Wario Fan The guy who wants to know everyting

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    At first I thought this to be some morbid, pitch black joke about the very nature of humanity, but the chicken one is much more comprehensible and to simple minds like me, much funnier. smirks:
     
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  10. Magma
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    Magma Big

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    My love life
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  11. Just a Wario Fan
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    Just a Wario Fan The guy who wants to know everyting

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    If I told Wario about my love life, he will probably react like in my signature. SXD
     
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  12. The 3rd Wario Brother
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    The 3rd Wario Brother Worlds greatest treasure hunter. Diamond City Insider

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    Who has two thumbs and likes Wario.

    Don't look at me like that! I lost my left thumb in nam!
     
  13. The 3rd Wario Brother
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    The 3rd Wario Brother Worlds greatest treasure hunter. Diamond City Insider

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    In my opinion The joycons suck but the pro controllers are great.

    I guess you could say, There is a PRO and a CON to every console.
     
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  14. Angler of Lake Asparagus
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    Angler of Lake Asparagus Hulk Hogan doesn't eat nuts and honey!

    Don't you hate it when you suffer from epilepsy, and your friends chuck their dirty laundry in while you're taking a bath? I hate that...
     
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  15. Just a Wario Fan
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    Just a Wario Fan The guy who wants to know everyting

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    Have you ever eaten African food? Neither have they.
     
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  16. The 3rd Wario Brother
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    The 3rd Wario Brother Worlds greatest treasure hunter. Diamond City Insider

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    If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?

    A dickhatership!
     
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