[Poll] Who is stronger? Wario or Donkey Kong

Who is stronger?

  • Wario

    Votes: 27 71.1%
  • Donkey Kong

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Total voters
    38
Why do people keep trying to apply science to things that obviously have no regard for science. I mean it can be fun to speculate but some people start to treat things like fact.
 
Why do people keep trying to apply science to things that obviously have no regard for science.

I, WarriorWare, in the process of writing a Death Battle on DeviantArt, asked him to make this calculation for me. It's a simple feat, in which Ashley flies to the moon in four seconds. Mario games love their Picasso scaling, which dates back to Super Mario World, when a castle appears to not be much bigger than Mario when he'd drop-kicking it to rubble even though it was towering over him as he went in.

Due to Mario's planet being so Earth-like and the moon being portrayed as very far away just as often as it appears to be closer than usual (with the exact distance from our Earth to our moon provided in TTYD), this calculation will go with the very, very safe assumption that the moon that Ashley flies to is as far away as ours. Due to the collision being able to shake the moon, KE is calculated as well, along with the confirmation that Ashley can survive in space. Magic.

The feat is performed in this video, from 0:08 to 0:12.

Here is the calculation:

Simple calc for Ashley from Wario Ware, from where she flies to the moon


You know the drill, the moon at its closest is 363104 km away

She took around 4 seconds, so....

363104 / 4 = 90776 km/s or mach 264190.919674 which is 0.3c or easily relativistic

Noice

However I also want to calculate her moon landing

Ashley has no official weight, so just going to use the average of 32 kg here I suppose. Her speed in the scene was relativistic, so time to take out that relativistic KE formula

E=(mc^2/√(1-(v^2/c^2)))-mc^2

(32*299792458^2/sqrt(1-(90776000^2/299792458^2)))-32*299792458^2 = 1.41663964e17 joules or 33.8 megatons of TNT equivalent or city level. Not bad for the girl

Final Tally: Ashley Flies To The Moon: 0.3c


Ashley's Moon Landing: 33.8 megatons

i hate nerds
 
I, WarriorWare, in the process of writing a Death Battle on DeviantArt, asked him to make this calculation for me. It's a simple feat, in which Ashley flies to the moon in four seconds. Mario games love their Picasso scaling, which dates back to Super Mario World, when a castle appears to not be much bigger than Mario when he'd drop-kicking it to rubble even though it was towering over him as he went in.

Due to Mario's planet being so Earth-like and the moon being portrayed as very far away just as often as it appears to be closer than usual (with the exact distance from our Earth to our moon provided in TTYD), this calculation will go with the very, very safe assumption that the moon that Ashley flies to is as far away as ours. Due to the collision being able to shake the moon, KE is calculated as well, along with the confirmation that Ashley can survive in space. Magic.

The feat is performed in this video, from 0:08 to 0:12.

Here is the calculation:

Simple calc for Ashley from Wario Ware, from where she flies to the moon


You know the drill, the moon at its closest is 363104 km away

She took around 4 seconds, so....

363104 / 4 = 90776 km/s or mach 264190.919674 which is 0.3c or easily relativistic

Noice

However I also want to calculate her moon landing

Ashley has no official weight, so just going to use the average of 32 kg here I suppose. Her speed in the scene was relativistic, so time to take out that relativistic KE formula

E=(mc^2/√(1-(v^2/c^2)))-mc^2

(32*299792458^2/sqrt(1-(90776000^2/299792458^2)))-32*299792458^2 = 1.41663964e17 joules or 33.8 megatons of TNT equivalent or city level. Not bad for the girl

Final Tally: Ashley Flies To The Moon: 0.3c


Ashley's Moon Landing: 33.8 megatons

i hate nerds

op. Superman met his match.
 
As much as I want to say Wario, I had to vote for DK. But personally I think that Bowser is stronger then both of them.
 
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