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    Ohh, it makes ya sick, doesn't it? I mean, Wild Guns...! You're given a glorious opportunity to...

    Ohh, it makes ya sick, doesn't it? I mean, Wild Guns...! You're given a glorious opportunity to explore some of the more interesting, unique, or scarcely-mentioned lost gems of yesteryear, but no. They'd rather squeal for the same old, same old. I'm telling you, Glow, I just wanna take off my...
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    I totally wash my hands of Nintendo's (majority) online consumer base. What a pack of ignorant...

    I totally wash my hands of Nintendo's (majority) online consumer base. What a pack of ignorant ungrateful little brats. Nintendo manage to put up some totally unexpected forgotten classics, and what do the consumers do? They spit their dummies on the floor, they throw their banana custard at...
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    Way back in 2008-2009 Saturday Night Live did a sketch with Alec Baldwin playing Wario Land: The...

    Way back in 2008-2009 Saturday Night Live did a sketch with Alec Baldwin playing Wario Land: The Shake Dimension. The sketch was an easy masturbation joke about the way you shake the Wii remote and Wario's coin bags spew coinage all over the place...
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    Pro Wrestling thread

    I'm hoping Vinny McMahon will fill the ring with a giant Ouija board so they can take a crack at summoning Giant Haystacks and The Fabulous Kangaroos for an ectoplasm-splattering slamfest.
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    I thought that ShyGuy had moved on from all things Wario, just as that "Sean" guy did on the old...

    I thought that ShyGuy had moved on from all things Wario, just as that "Sean" guy did on the old Kitchen Island and DK Vine websites. Could be mistaken, though. I might be confusing him with another past user here.
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    Old...?? You've only just left your teens! To the adult world, you're nothing but a snot-nosed...

    Old...?? You've only just left your teens! To the adult world, you're nothing but a snot-nosed babe at 20. Not even a youth! Once you reach your mid 30's then you can start calling yourself "old" without the risk of ridicule.
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    The Post Wario Land 4 Hiatus

    Heheh. I've probably destroyed any enthusiasm crazy spear mask had for this thread. Sorry about that. It was late and I was trying to cover all bases and explain why the old Wario franchise fizzled out (I think my brain fizzled out after trying to re-read it). I reckon every wistful Wario fan...
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    I couldn't fit "Asparagus" into my username anymore thanks to the character limit. So now it's...

    I couldn't fit "Asparagus" into my username anymore thanks to the character limit. So now it's bastardised to "Aspargus" (whatever that means...)
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    The Post Wario Land 4 Hiatus

    WL4 marked a changing of the guard for the Nintendo R&D1 division. It's safe to assume that the old Wario staff and stalwarts were calling it a day. They had created five unique Wario Land titles by that point (don't forget about Virtual Boy Wario Land), and had likely done everything they set...
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    I was just getting into the old Redneck Rampage series recently, and your post made me wonder...

    I was just getting into the old Redneck Rampage series recently, and your post made me wonder... If Interplay had stayed afloat and been a success into the 2000's (and avoided the hostile takeover from Titus), they could have added many more of their I.P.s into the ClayFighter franchise as they...
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    I may be wrong, but I think I was the first one here to abbreviate it into "J.A.W.F". "Just a...

    I may be wrong, but I think I was the first one here to abbreviate it into "J.A.W.F". "Just a Wario Fan" was such a mouthful to type every time, we needed a good shorthand version (the same can be said for my obnoxiously long username).
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    Huh... So a group of fans have hacked a ROM of CF Tournament Edition to make it acceptable for...

    Huh... So a group of fans have hacked a ROM of CF Tournament Edition to make it acceptable for modern day tournaments? If so, that's a pretty grouse idea! (As long as they remain faithful to it and don't butcher/make artistic changes). I mean, I'm not bothered by it, but if old Herve "Titus"...
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    Most internet folk seem to peg a bunch of numbers next to a generic lowercase name/title, like...

    Most internet folk seem to peg a bunch of numbers next to a generic lowercase name/title, like "demonhunter", "cyberzero" or "frontlumps". 607 decided to skip the formalities.
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    Tsk. Tsk. That's a bit bleak, man... coming from the forum founder and operator, I mean. Perhaps...

    Tsk. Tsk. That's a bit bleak, man... coming from the forum founder and operator, I mean. Perhaps it's time for a sea change, CM30? Haven't you been busting your gut for years trying to make a splash in the online games space? I don't know how you do it to yourself, man. It's such a fickle...
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    Pro Wrestling thread

    What speed... What power...
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