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    Count to 1,000,000!

    This thread is stupid and anyone who takes part in it is stupid. 259.
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    Because it throws off the composition of the images. Who ever heard of circular composition...

    Because it throws off the composition of the images. Who ever heard of circular composition?! Just look at yours! Poor Wario's missing his fingers, and even his feet have been whacked clean off. I want triangles. TRIANGLES!
  3. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Every copy of Wario Land 4 is personalized.

    I'd like to see someone leak the source code for WL4 only to find that it's secretly a super high-tech AI that tries to steal your credit card info.
  4. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Circle avatars are bad. BAD!

    Circle avatars are bad. BAD!
  5. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    This forum is cool but I need to keep reminding myself that I don't actually care about it as...

    This forum is cool but I need to keep reminding myself that I don't actually care about it as much as I feel like I do sometimes.
  6. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    It must be a miracle, because I finally remembered your birthday! Haha... Just dropping by. Have...

    It must be a miracle, because I finally remembered your birthday! Haha... Just dropping by. Have a good one, "mate". Hope you're doing a little better, whatever you're up to these days.
  7. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Why Does Wario Fart?

    Well, it's hard to really credit any one individual with Wario's creation, since the furthest back we can trace his conception is to the throwaway idea for his punny name, which in and of itself was the result of an ol' "group think" at R&D1. However, Wario's final design and personality was all...
  8. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Pardon me for intruding, but which piece are you currently learning? I'm a pianist myself, so I...

    Pardon me for intruding, but which piece are you currently learning? I'm a pianist myself, so I know what a pain some of the "classics" can be.
  9. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    That'sLife.jpg

    That'sLife.jpg
  10. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Not to steal tahutoa's thunder, but I believe that's a 25% duty cycle pulse wave. Nothing out of...

    Not to steal tahutoa's thunder, but I believe that's a 25% duty cycle pulse wave. Nothing out of the ordinary about it, actually. It's just one of the four basic pulse duty cycles that you hear all the time on the NES & GB.
  11. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    ',:T

    ',:T
  12. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Wario: Master of Getting Stuff Past the Censors.

    Wario: Master of Getting Stuff Past the Censors.
  13. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    We here at DK Vine strive to provide only the best in Heated Discussion™ and pretension.

    We here at DK Vine strive to provide only the best in Heated Discussion™ and pretension.
  14. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Actually, I'm pretty sure Wario World uses pre-rendered audio files rather than an in-game midi...

    Actually, I'm pretty sure Wario World uses pre-rendered audio files rather than an in-game midi system -- I could be wrong, however.
  15. Boris Carloft's Car Loft

    Should the Gold designs stay for future games?

    No. Gold's art direction can't decide if it wants to be manga-style, classic Warioware-style, or extremely geometric (I mean it -- why are some characters constructed with very basic, jagged forms and shapes while others look like baby-faced chibi characters?) In short, it's pretty awful for an...
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