-butt chin
-poor hygiene
-fat gut
-picks nose a lot
-lazy, but can be really smart and hardworking when related to interests
-greedy
-likes Garlic
-loves money
-poor spending habits
-poor social skills
-generally makes people uncomfortable
-loves...
Attention all Wario gamers, Wario is in a bit of a pinch and he needs YOUR HELP. Wario is about to embark on his newest business endeavor and he needs some money to get started and a couple of pizzas. To help him, all he needs is your credit card...
Wario grasped Adam firmly in his strong, beef-brisket arms and held him tightly against the gelatinous bosom of The Wah. Wario's luscious jelly-rolls gave way as Adam's own supple body pressed against that of Wario (it was kinda like when Moses...