Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

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  Metal

• Feb 23, 2019

Last seen Jun 12, 2018

I really hope you didn't get too excited for your bowser's cock vore fetish that ended up you getting swallowed up by him.

Come back already.

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  The 3rd Wario Brother

• Sep 13, 2018

Heppy Birfdeh ya byotiful bastard, stay stinky!

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Jun 12, 2018

https://youtu.be/4lK7zkTInNA
SHOULDER BASH IS BACK

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Mar 9, 2018

Yo I'm so damn Happy we have a new Smash broders, Bowser vore's the city remake, and A NEW WARIOWARE HOOOOOOO YEAG

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Mar 8, 2018

FELLAS WE WIN

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  Just a Wario Fan

• Feb 6, 2018

AAAAAAARGH! That's the war face!

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  The 3rd Wario Brother

• Sep 13, 2017

Heppy Birfday Sarge!

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Jul 13, 2017

Playing against almost any sword wielding character as Wario in Smash 4 is such a joyful experience, so joyful in fact it makes me want to throw my 3Ds through the wall out of sheer enjoyment.

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Jul 10, 2017

Where's the spicy mood setting I'm feeling pretty spicy right about now.

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Mar 26, 2017

Sorry

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Jan 10, 2017

The heck happened to Smal Baby

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Jan 7, 2017

Pretty swag in the bag

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  Just a Wario Fan

• Jan 1, 2017

Is it just me or have you been absent for quite a while?

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Jan 1, 2017

Don't screw up your resolutions on the first day people

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Dec 22, 2016

STEAM SALE TIME TO SPEND 60 BUCKS

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Dec 20, 2016

No idea what to even post on even though I'm back

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  Metal

• Sep 13, 2016

Happy birthday garbanzo beans! Come back so we can discuss how much of a waifu Noodle is.

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Dec 28, 2015

The start of this song man https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vbFQh32xlh0

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Dec 25, 2015

Have a great Christmas guise.

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  Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho

• Dec 16, 2015

Waluigi better be the first newcomer in the next Smash IF there is one.