(Not sure if this really belong here but it's clearly not Ware related)
Wario: Did you think it was a cute girl?
You idiot! It was just me, Wario!!
Toadette: Did you think I was a cute girl?
Too bad! It was Toadette-chan!
You are laying on a filthy though admittedly comfy bed, with bits of garlic and pastry crumbs strewn everywhere. The sheets had evidently not been washed in a very long time, if ever. You didn't care--beside you lay the man of your dreams. You...
Wario draws tattoos on his arms with markers sometimes, just so he can see how he'd look with them. He never gets any real ones, though, because to get something tattooed well is expensive and he doesn't want anyone to mess up his "super cool...