Wario's Alias revealed

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Apparently according to Smash bros Wario is the "Scoundrel with a Fart of Gold".



Let that sink in for a second.

Yup. That's all Wario is about these days.
Just farting.
In his trophy description, in Pit's conversation with Palutena, and now his fighter alias.

Your thoughts?
 
.......I'm not even going to dignify this with a joke about Sakurai and Wario's farts, it's already stupid enough, as it is...
 
So what's next? A special Wario trophy that shows him farting? A farting Wario Amiibo figure? Heck, maybe even a fart Amiibo!
 
What annoys me the most are those Smash fanboys who think this is a accurate representation of Warios character...
Anyways, I'm done with Wario in Smash, the few good things (Assist trophys, Gamer stage,Shake it music) don't make up for this games ABSOLUTE bastardisation of my favorite videogame character.
I'm going to play some Wario Land 3, f*** Smash...
 
JoKeR said:
So what's next? A special Wario trophy that shows him farting? A farting Wario Amiibo figure? Heck, maybe even a fart Amiibo!
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Heck there should be Wario story books with him farting and instead of jumping he'll be so lazy so he'll fart everywhere he goes and it would be such a huge health problem he'll see Dr. Mario and then he'll be his old self. The End... hopefully
 
I agree with JoKeR on that one.
As much as I may curse about Smash it's still fun to play.
If you have a 3DS than try the demo and see if it's something you might enjoy.
 
Wario is the closest thing to a main I have in the 3DS game. I don't even use his fart that much, to be honest (and when I do, it's usually by accident).
 
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