What are your deepest desires?
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There used to be a whole bunch of things I wanted to do and get years ago, but nowadays I just want to make everyone around me laugh and smile as much as I can while I'm here. Sounds corny, but it's the only thing keeping me going. That and Wario's beautiful face! 
A more easy to realise but just as important thing to me is to get my handwriting improved. I've often heard that people can't read it, but on the other hand I've also received many compliments from teachers. In spite of that I still have the feeling that my handwriting has worsened over time, so now I'm trying to improve it as much as I can.
But as you can see, I still have a long, long way to go. 
1. To become a magical girl/become a part of a magical girl team and be able to transform and have some sort of magic object that could turn you into one.
2. If that's not possible, to become a witch. Specifically, to be able to fly on a broomstick. (Ughhhh, I've always wanted to be able to fly on one!)
3. To have a lot of Mario, Wario, and Sonic character plushies.
Kind of lame, I know, but I want 'em! Aaaah!
4. To have a lot of cheesy girly shoujo romance manga. (I already have a lot of those so.... I guess that desire is already pretty much fulfilled.
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5. And finally, that my crack ships would become canon. #sorrynotsorry
2. If that's not possible, to become a witch. Specifically, to be able to fly on a broomstick. (Ughhhh, I've always wanted to be able to fly on one!)
3. To have a lot of Mario, Wario, and Sonic character plushies.
Kind of lame, I know, but I want 'em! Aaaah!4. To have a lot of cheesy girly shoujo romance manga. (I already have a lot of those so.... I guess that desire is already pretty much fulfilled.
)5. And finally, that my crack ships would become canon. #sorrynotsorry
I see what you did there, Oliver Queen...
To fuck Wario.
Jokes on you, I never said my dream was to take his virginity. (Though I would've liked to do that)
ye but he's doing it and it's his job to fuck wario so i bet ur still jealous
TO FUCK PAYA
I want to get me a Hila Klein or a Leahbee for a bride-- a "carer" type, if you will. Preferably one with a thick skin, but one that will also let me know if I've upset them, so I can properly make it up to them. I say all this because
1) my ADDspergers gives me a bit of an Executive Dysfunction problem, as well as a poor short-term memory,
2) it doesn't naturally occur to me what may bother other people unless they give me some way of knowing they're upset and/or that I've done them wrong (I like legitimately thought my brother was some kind of unfeeling bastard until a couple months ago because he internalizes everything-- the opposite of myself),
3) I will be able to speak my mind whenever the hell I want because I won't be walking on eggshells-- I like it when I can have my guard down in a conversation, and be transparent with people as I please, because then I can get their thoughts on whatever subject-- I like engaging with those close to me, so I tend to do so as much as I can, whenever I feel the whim.
In other words, I want a counterpart-- someone who gets me, to put it in more cliche terms.
And if we're talking fetishes, she'd be lycanthropic, too
(but the kind where changing back and forth is much less painful and more arousing 
). I know that's a leeettle weird, but you get a sexy girl and a big ol' shaggy pupper to scritch behind the ear and let carry you around when you're feeling lazy UwU ((plus the human form would go by Teen Wolf rules so after a few times changing she'd be really strong 
))
1) my ADDspergers gives me a bit of an Executive Dysfunction problem, as well as a poor short-term memory,
2) it doesn't naturally occur to me what may bother other people unless they give me some way of knowing they're upset and/or that I've done them wrong (I like legitimately thought my brother was some kind of unfeeling bastard until a couple months ago because he internalizes everything-- the opposite of myself),
3) I will be able to speak my mind whenever the hell I want because I won't be walking on eggshells-- I like it when I can have my guard down in a conversation, and be transparent with people as I please, because then I can get their thoughts on whatever subject-- I like engaging with those close to me, so I tend to do so as much as I can, whenever I feel the whim.
In other words, I want a counterpart-- someone who gets me, to put it in more cliche terms.
And if we're talking fetishes, she'd be lycanthropic, too
(but the kind where changing back and forth is much less painful and more arousing ). I know that's a leeettle weird, but you get a sexy girl and a big ol' shaggy pupper to scritch behind the ear and let carry you around when you're feeling lazy UwU ((plus the human form would go by Teen Wolf rules so after a few times changing she'd be really strong ))
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I want to get me a Hila Klein or a Leahbee for a bride-- a "carer" type, if you will. Preferably one with a thick skin, but one that will also let me know if I've upset them, so I can properly make it up to them. I say all this because
1) my ADDspergers gives me a bit of an Executive Dysfunction problem, as well as a poor short-term memory,
2) it doesn't naturally occur to me what may bother other people unless they give me some way of knowing they're upset and/or that I've done them wrong (I like legitimately thought my brother was some kind of unfeeling bastard until a couple months ago because he internalizes everything-- the opposite of myself),
3) I will be able to speak my mind whenever the hell I want because I won't be walking on eggshells-- I like it when I can have my guard down in a conversation, and be transparent with people as I please, because then I can get their thoughts on whatever subject-- I like engaging with those close to me, so I tend to do so as much as I can, whenever I feel the whim.
In other words, I want a counterpart-- someone who gets me, to put it in more cliche terms.
And if we're talking fetishes, she'd be lycanthropic, too
Oh, and I forgot:
4) I want her to be interesting-- have charisma! Be hot and really cool! Don't be milquetoast, like my ex-girlfriend. She was attractive in literally every way except personality-- her hugs felt really nice, it made you feel warm and fuzzy inside, and as a bonus thing that I truly never would've seen coming, she had such a hearty Cookie Masterson type of laugh, I literally sighed the first time I heard it. Unfortunately, after we broke up (mutual, but her idea) I found out that I had dodged a bullet, because she's pretty boring. It was almost like a newbie fanfic writer's OC; really surreal.
EDIT: She was really good at recounting stories too, in that valley girl voice of hers (some of her words slurred together and a lot of statements were delivered like questions-- rather unattractive ,:/), I should mention, which is good seeing as that's really all she could talk about that wasn't exceedingly beige, y'know what'm sayin'? Kept my attention and were rather interesting to listen to-- she's pretty intelligent, so that has a lot to do with it, I don't doubt. The speed she finished tests at was incredible (literally) but she got As and Bs in spite of that, which is crazy (I wonder if I didn't have my mental things making me rather slow I would be that fast). I feel like she'll be a really good grandmother, but as she is right now? I feel like her slight blandness might make regular motherhood a bit of a hurdle.
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