Referenced in Smash Bros. 4 in the form of his walk cycle, which infers that he can do it at will, if only a bit, which begs the question, how and when did he get it corrected, what were the circumstances behind that in the first place, etc. The Mario v. Wario comic that can be explained in the form of his Giant Wario costume having a mismatched eye, or like, dark magic exacerbating it, or whatever, but still, I have to wonder.

You know, this handsome devil.
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It was in his first appearance, the first Wario Land, and some other miscellaneous appearances before mysteriously disappearing. The question is, where did it go? Particularly, where did it go in canon???
Well... If you're talking in canon, there's no official confirmation as to why that is the case, but off canon, it can be simply be explained as Nintendo simply wanting to give him a more... Natural... Look...? I don't know to be honest.
 
Putting the question in as the topic is the best way to passively invite people, because you never think about the answers to questions unless you either think of them yourself, or have them placed out before you. You don't look at a thread called "Inconsequential Queries that people like Metal will despise for being wastes of time" and immediately think "how did the Syrup Pirates know Wario had a giant-ass water tap in his castle?" or "why did Wario have a giant snake in his castle basement? If it was small when it got there, how did it get so large yet in that time never had anything done about it? Why does Wario only want it thrown out now?" Only I do that.
I rephrased the question as a reminder that this thread is a question, and not a poll for "Does tahutoa show a bad display of autism on Wario Forums or not?" or "Do all little things about Wario need to be crammed into one thread or not?" But also I misunderstand a lot of things, and post something before I realize I'm a fucking idiot.
 
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I think he got surgery after he became rich, and he tried to keep it a secret that he used to be cross-eyed ever since.

BTW, can we shorten the thread title from Soooo, when did... to So, when did... because now it says ¨Wario's cock¨ on the front page due to a rather unfortunate title length. o_O
 
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I think he got surgery after he became rich, and he tried to keep it a secret that he used to be cross-eyed ever since.

BTW, can we shorten the thread title from Soooo, when did... to So, when did... because now it says ¨Ẅario's cock¨ on the front page due to a rather unfortunate title length. o_O
Nah man gotta get them clicks
 
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