Hullo, hullay! Good evenin', I say!

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One fine mornin', me mum took a slam.
And out came little me -- came out wit'uh bam!

Me dad promptly ran off, come the following morn'.
He didn't pay the taxes, 'cause he was much too forlorn.

So the years went by, and I found meself the web.
I love that Wario chap, so here is where I'll drop me jeb!

I'm lookin' forward to chattin', and shootin' the breeze.
But don't talk to me twin brother -- he's a mighty big sleaze.

Righty-o, guv'nah!
 
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You say the gold is good, but me heart says naught.
I think you're a liar, a cheat, and a thot!

But yer message contained words, and yer words aren't conformative.
So, have a rating -- yer post was most informative.

Cheerio, chastity!
 

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A bit late on my part, but welcome Mr Cyril to our wahnderful Wario Forums
hope you have a rotten old good time here!
 

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I keep reading his posts in the voice of Nigel Thornberry for some reason. Or thinking he's Henry Hatsworth from the DS game of the same name...