Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

Wario goes to bed and dreams of Tails in the show with him, Sonic, and Dedede
W: Tails? What are you doing here?
T: I don't know, I just got sucked into the TV.
D: There's a giant vacuum!
Wario gets vacuumed and wakes up
W: I should've been able to tell it was dream. Anyway, I'll check the TV guide.
Golden Gale/Silver Zephyr isn't on until noon.
W: Might as well go get breakfast with Sonic and Dedede.
He calls them and asks if they want to go to breakfast
S+D: Ok
They have breakfast
5 pages, wow.
 
*meanwhile at sonics*
Sonic: Why do you always get me to eat at Sonic's *inbetween chilidog*
*Dedede+Wario snickering*
S: And I can't get you a discount wario stop asking
*Dedede+Wario snickering*
S: Everytime you guys come here you barely...
*Dedede + Wario snickering*
S: WHAT IS SO FUNNY ANYWAYS?
W: THEY MAKE FUN OF ME FOR EATING GARLIC!? YOU EAT SO MANY CHILIDOGS THEY NAMED A HOLE-IN-THE-WALL AFTER YOU *D chortles*
S: Listen you guys I was born in '91 and Sonics is from the 60s that means that basically
(W+D crying laughing): YOU WERE NAMED AFTER A DRIVE THRU
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good dogs but I don't get it
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ha ur a fast food
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u named after Mario and you named after Carlos Mencia's laugh.
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Back at Sonic's place
T: Hey Sonic I'm- huh? NOT AGAIN!
Sonic arriving: Hey, sorry, I was having breakfast with Wario and Dedede, and he told me that he had a dream last night that you went with us into the TV somehow.
T: Odd, but I finished checking the duplicator, now let's destroy it.
S: The next episode starts at noon, so hurry.
Clock strikes noon
T: We did it, wait...
S+T: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
In the new episode
W: Hey, I knew that dream meant something.
D: HEEEEEEERE IIIIIIII COOOOOOME!!!
 
?: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
D3 lands on Sonic, and the mystery character lands on Wario
S: GET OFF ME!
D: Alright, hey, you, get off Wario.
?: Ok
T: Wait, what is this? Where am I?
W: This is the TV series The Silver Zephyr, or rather the sequel, The Golden Gale.
D: Hey, over there.
W: Don't say giant vacuum.
?: Huh?
W: Long story
S: No, it's, uh... Should we just call it Dead Meme Land?
not mine just found it on the internet
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