What vehicles would Wario characters use in Mario Kart?

[CM30]

We know that Wario tends to either use a Wario Land 4 style car (most games) or his bike from WarioWare, but what would the other characters use if they were playable?

 

[Dumribble]

DriSpitz - The Cab.
Mona - Moped.
Jimmy - Skiboards.
Kat&Ana - Kiddie bicyles.
9-Volt - Skate, or a classic SMK Kart.
Ashley + Red - Broom.
Orbulon - Piggy Spaceship.
Young Cricket/Master Mantis - Chinese Hand Cart.
Dr. Crygor -

Spoiler

Mike - Mike himself turns into a goddamn kart.

 

[Glowsquid]

Ashley: Dragula/Munsterkoach-style car.

 

[ChanceTime]

I'm gonna operate under Mario Kart DS rules for this since I like how that game handled it. Here's some rough ideas:

SYRUP
Standard - Teacup (Ship modelled after the S.S. Teacup and WL2 machines)
Unlock - Turbobo (Vehicle in likeness of Bobo)

RUDY
Standard - Bulldog (Wario's biplane from WL3 and VBWL)
Unlock - Merry-Go (Based from WL3's music boxes)

SHOKORA
Standard - Sound Blast (Design sense from top-row Item Shop weapons in WL4 and the Sound Room)
Unlock - Diva (Modelled from golden treasures stowed in the chests, perhaps the rocket)

Watch me scribble designs for these sooner or later. It'll probably happen.