What would Wario Say?

[Boppity BopPop]

So basically we all think of things wario does in his games or a spinoff or book or anything like that.Like how he says, "Have a rotten day!" Or "Doh I missed!" And im thinking, "This is something really stupid but, would Wario actually say that?" For example maybe he'd say something like:

"Eh? What do you mean I'm not allowed in the movie theater anymore? What? I'm a disturbance!? Shut up! Your face is a disturbance to this entire theater!"

Ya get me? It's kinda like the game manuals, or Wario ware gold in a way. Something he would definitely say in or out the universe. In character or out of character. I hope this made sense! I'm not good at explaining stuff.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Wario would also say "Ashley, you are my best employee, therefore I am giving you a raise. Here, 25 cents for all your hard work."

 

[RevampedSpider]

"Some of my fans have been wondering, why haven't I gone treasure hunting in a while? It's just because my schedule's busy, that's all! Microgame development is very time consuming! What's that? You say I'm a lazy oaf who who farts all day? What are you talking about? You kids nowadays have been playing too much Smash! I'll show you how powerful I can be!"

 

[Commendedzuez09]

"Imma really good at-a smashing the other fighters! I've-a smashed Samus, Wii Fit Trainer and even that jerk Beyonetta. Eh? Why the garlic you-a giving me that stupid look?"

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

"Yahoo, I won the flower cup! Waaah? No prize money, I'ma gonna host my own tennis tournament, the purse a milliona coins wahaha, and I'ma gonna win it losers!"