What's the creepiest Wario Land boss?

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Because let's face it, the series has had more than its fair share of somewhat off putting opponents.

Like Wario Land 4's bosses...



Rudy the Clown from Wario Land 3...


A few of the Wario World opponents...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p-2acU6jHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS4u9Oqag90

Heck, even Chortlebot from Wario Land Shake It is absolutely disturbing as hell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVcP9XiA24

So which of the Wario Land/series bosses do you consider most disturbing and why?
 

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Personally, I'm not sure. On the one hand, the Wario World bosses have something seriously wrong with them design wise, to the point they just scream 'uncanny valley' in the worst way possible.

And I mean that. You know how they say the Polar Express looks kind of off putting due to the characters having dead looking eyes and seeming too artificial? Yeah, Wario World's creepiest bosses make that look like nothing.

Heck, you know what else?

http://www.cracked.com/article_18867_5-creepy-ways-humans-are-plunging-into-uncanny-valley.html

Everything on this list could not compare to Winter Windster, Brawl Doll, Mean Emcee or Clown-a-round for 'oh god no' creepiness. You put those near someone, and I guarantee they'd find the Wario World bosses worse.

But then I wonder whether the others could potentially be worse. I mean, the likes of Cractus from Wario Land 4 look like they want to go homocidal maniac on someone with those absolutely demonic looking eyes and creepy as heck snarls. And the fact Chortlebot is somehow laughing as it tries to set Wario on fire probably doesn't help its publicity (or the players nightmares).

But I'll give it to the Wario World bosses. Just for proving that stuff like the Polar Express, and just about the entire rest of the Uncanny Valley can somehow be topped multiple times in one game.
 

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Spoiled Rotten still scares me to this day.


There's also this boss room placeholder that went unused in Wario Land 3.
 

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To be honest...

I like how uncanny the Winter Windster looks. It's really effective.
Usually people say you should avoid the uncanny valley at any cost but in this case....
....I like the creepiness.



The mean Emcee's face is more ... dumb than creepy. I'm currently working on a Mean Emcee redesign to make him look freaky in a good way, rather than just freakishly badly designed.
 
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To be honest...

I like how uncanny the Winter Windster looks. It's really effective.
Usually people say you should avoid the uncanny valley at any cost but in this case....
....I like the creepiness.



The mean Emcee's face is more ... dumb than creepy. I'm currently working on a Mean Emcee redesign to make him look freaky in a good way, rather than just freakishly badly designed.
Holy hell, that Winter Windster looks even creepier up close.

And can you post your redesign when it's done? I'm interested.
 

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Holy hell, that Winter Windster looks even creepier up close.

And can you post your redesign when it's done? I'm interested.
Of course! I'm thinking about redesigning some more characters in the future. Like Captain Skull for example.

His design is actually really great! He just needs a few tweaks to make him look perfect!

 

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The cractus creeps me out a bit, because for some odd reason, his drool turns you into a zombie. Imscared:
 

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Spoiled Rotten still scares me to this day.


There's also this boss room placeholder that went unused in Wario Land 3.
Yeah, I was actually quite disturbed by Spoiled Rotten when I first battled him. The fact that I was about 5 years old at the time didn't make it any better...

And it's a good thing they left that placeholder unused.Imscared:
 

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I personAlly find the Winter Windster the Mist Disturbing one.
He also appears in the Dario Mangas but he isn't Scary or derpy looking There.
 
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I never really found any bosses creepy, but I suppose some of those from Wario World come closest.
 

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For me it was the ghost dog in parsley woods in SML3WL.
I know it is far from the scariest but i was young so it was for me.
 
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