Ooohhhhhhhh... The grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men; he marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again. And when they were up, they were up - and when they were down, they were down - and when they were only half-way up, they were neither up nor down. The grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men, and they beat their drums as they marched to the top, and they beat them down again. When they got half way, the duke did say as he wore a puzzled frown; "I don't know if I'm up, or simply upside down".