Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX
NOT A CYNICAL BALLERINA
Joke. Shhhhhh.
I MEAN JOKE SHHHHHHHHHHUUH
I MEAN JOKE SHHHHHHHHHHUUH
Ask Wario!
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Ajnino_Taco
Gamer
Maybe yes no... yes... no-- look behind you! *runs*
Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX
NOT A CYNICAL BALLERINA
*ACTIVATES EDGY WAH POWERS DOES OVERPOWERED CARP CRYES TEAR OF BLOOD* "U KILLED MY FAHTER" *KILLS YOU WITH THE EDGY POWER OF WAH AND FLIES INTO THE MOUNTAINS TO CRY IN A CAVE AND TURNS INTO MY DEVIENTERT OC* THANKS FOR READING THIS FANFIC SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON 2 BECOME A BRO SUBSCHRBIE
: ¨Maybe. Maybe not. But who cares! By the way, questions are $10 each.¨
RevampedSpider
Who dares disturb the flying dutchman?
Dear Wario,
Can I have 60 bucks
Can I have 60 bucks
RevampedSpider
Who dares disturb the flying dutchman?
I'm sure you meant "from you" but I swiped $10 worth of gold from your castle anyways. Have a rotten day!
Xx_THE_GERAT_WALUIGI_xX
NOT A CYNICAL BALLERINA
DEAR MIKEFAN3
THANK YOU FOR WRITING TO ME I LOVE GETTING FANMAIL
BUT IF YOU ARE MIKES THIRD FAN WHO ARE HIS FIRST AND SECOND FANS
INSINCERELY "WARIO"
THANK YOU FOR WRITING TO ME I LOVE GETTING FANMAIL
BUT IF YOU ARE MIKES THIRD FAN WHO ARE HIS FIRST AND SECOND FANS
INSINCERELY "WARIO"
What is my life?
Dear Wario
What ever did happend here???
What ever did happend here???
Dear Wario,
What in the garlic eatin', shoulder basin', ground poundin', treasure huntin' FUCK happened here?
What in the garlic eatin', shoulder basin', ground poundin', treasure huntin' FUCK happened here?
Dear Wario,
How do I get my mustache to grow quicker so I can look as handsome as you?
Love, me
p. s. what the hecc happened here
How do I get my mustache to grow quicker so I can look as handsome as you?
Love, me
p. s. what the hecc happened here
Dear @It's Pizza Time,
Thanks for your question!
When you want a wonderful 'stache like mine, you need to have lots of testosteron, which you can only get by being as manly as me.
I suggest you quit eating pizza, and instead hit the gym to get your muscles in shape.
Once you've done that and you're finally not a weakling anymore, you will be able to work on the next important step: working on your manly manners.
Go buy a motorbike and hit the ton, then buy a car like mine, and go on a journey to hunt some treasure; the more, the better. You can't have enough gold, and every ounce will make you greedier than you already were, thus making your insatiable hunger for the precious metal even fiercer.
Why is this so important, you ask? Well, simple: treasure hunting is the ultimate macho profession, and as such, will help you on your long and arduous way of gaining more upper lip hair.
And oh, don't forget to eat tons of garlic. Like with gold, you just can't have enough of the stuff. I recommend at least 2 kg a day. If you think that's a lot, try preparing garlic smoothies, or make garlic butter of them. You can even eat them raw and pretend it's an apple.
Well, that's enough advice for now. I hope to see back soon, and may your magnificent moustache grow quick!
Kind regards,
Wario.
P.S.
Forget what I said about the pizza thing. Don't abstain from such heavenly food only because you wanna grow some muscle.
Just cut down on it a bit, alright?
Funnily enough, I do think one pizza a week is excessive, and I do need to get back into lifting and get my heart rate up more often. Thanks Wario!