Corrupt a Wish

King Hehehe said:
Granted, but now you never forget anything bad.

I wish I was more capable of remembering things which are useful to me while discarding things that hinder my ability to function as an individual or are otherwise useless to me.
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you are now my laptop. my fleshy, non battery operated computer. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO SCREEN!?
Kyon said:
Reboot. (King's wishes are really hard to corrupt. : P)

I wish the Nintendo Badge Arcade would get new Ashley badges everyday.
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granted, but now, all the badges are one day exclusives. aaaand the machine is rigged to buffet on money.

oh yeah, i wish for all my OC's to come to life.
 
Granted, but they're all much less likable in person than you'd imagined, and you end up finding each and every one of them insufferable while being unable to rid yourself of them.

I wish to be a constant source of hope and joy for all those in my presence.
 
Granted, but now you can never be next to anyone, making the wish kind of useless, I guess you can be a source of hope and joy to yourself.

I wish Ashley (From Warioware) wanted to befriend me irl! :3
 
granted. now she has weird thoughts about you, causing her to follow you everywhere and become unable to leave you alone. plus she sighs creepily. did i mention the possibilities with magic?

i wish it wasn't so hard to come up with and use original and good ideas. like, i want to be able to think of and design really nice video games.
 
Granted, but you never manage to get any attention for your ideas, leaving you with low sales and low funding to make your ideas a reality, leading to a low chance of advancing past this state.

I wish Dr. Doom was real.
 
King Hehehe said:
Granted. You have money. Just not much.

I wish I had a large amount of money.
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Granted. Now your entire room is filled with singular pennies. Have fun bringing them all to the bank.
Also you are buried under them. And that shit gets heavy.

I wish Namco made a new Katamari game that isn't a cookie clicker and released it on NX.
 
Granted, now the game flops and hope for another one is lost. Also it's Japan only and region locked.

I wish Ashley from Warioware will be in the next Smash games to come and is the highest top character regardless of patches.
 
Granted, but because she's so stupidly broken, the entire community collectively comes to despise her existence, and she is banned in tournaments and unusable online.

I wish I was better at cheering people up.
 
granted, you're a highly paid psycologist, but you work 16 hour shifts, plus you got a dozen other psycologist out of a job; they now are jealous and want to sabotage your work.

i wish the My Nintendo system wasnt complete trash, unlike, i dunno, Club Nintendo.
 
ShyGuyXXL said:
Granted, but it's a remake of the first game so no Ashley. Muhuahahahaha! :Devil:

I wish somebody finally invented a working international teleporter.
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i got granted kyons wish. wierd.
granted, but it teleports you to random locations and is... glitchy. but, if you ever wanted to travel to the moon XD
I wish i could get the benefit of a full nights rest in a much shorter period of time.
 
Granted, you'll get a full night's rest in 5 minutes of sleep, but you'll feel extreamly tired every 10 minutes. You'll have to sleep for 5 minutes every 10 minutes from now on.

I wish my character (Con) would canonically be best friends with Ashley of Warioware.
 
Ashley Channel said:
Granted, you'll get a full night's rest in 5 minutes of sleep, but you'll feel extreamly tired every 10 minutes. You'll have to sleep for 5 minutes every 10 minutes from now on.

I wish my character (Con) would canonically be best friends with Ashley of Warioware.
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Granted, but he or she would be used as a guinea pig by Ashley, used for testing & possably extreme torture depending on her mood.
I wish there were more interactions within the Warioware series.
 
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