Corrupt a Wish

[OriginalName244]

Granted, but it's Dark Classic Pit.

I wish Captain Syrup won the ballot.

 

[AwesomeCauliflower68]

Granted, but it's Dark Classic Pit.

I wish Captain Syrup won the ballot.

Granted, but Sakurai hates Wario Land so she isn't added despite her popularity.

I wish my favourite franchises got games more often.

 

[SurrealBrain]

Granted. They get unfinished, nonfunctional or just plain bad games at least once a month, if not faster. Think Big Rigs levels of bad, if not worse.

I wish an older Madou Monogatari game got an official translation.

 

[ChanceTime]

Granted. They get unfinished, nonfunctional or just plain bad games at least once a month, if not faster. Think Big Rigs levels of bad, if not worse.

I wish an older Madou Monogatari game got an official translation.

Granted, but the only translation it got was in Latin.

I wish I could draw hands.

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Granted, but the only translation it got was in Latin.

I wish I could draw hands.

Granted. Now you can draw photorealistic hands but all the other body parts end up looking like hands too so all you can draw are hands attached to hands.

I wish more people in the world would listen to reason.

 

[Bubba]

Granted. Now you can draw photorealistic hands but all the other body parts end up looking like hands too so all you can draw are hands attached to hands.

I wish more people in the world would listen to reason.

Granted but they are super intelligent and find ways to argue and counter act to anything you say in a legal manner and you do not listen.

I wish Captain Falcon was a real person.

 

[Amiibro]

Granted but they are super intelligent and find ways to argue and counter act to anything you say in a legal manner and you do not listen.

I wish Captain Falcon was a real person.

Granted, but he then falcon punches you.

I wish I could manipulate time!

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Granted, but he then falcon punches you.

I wish I could manipulate time!

Granted. You can now turn back time but you also reset your memories so you don't realize you did it so you get stuck in an infinite time loop.

I wish I had an infinite supply of popsicles!

 

[OriginalName244]

I wish ShyGuy XXL put a wish for me to corrupt.

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

I diiid! D:

 

[OriginalName244]

I wish I had an infinite supply of popsicles!

Granted, but they all melted and the world gets flooded by all the melted popsicles.

I wish I had a cookie

 

[AwesomeCauliflower68]

Granted, but they all melted and the world gets flooded by all the melted popsicles.

I wish I had a cookie

Granted but it's a cookie where the chocolate chips are actually crap nuggets.

I wish my dog was the pope.

 

[Joe]

Granted but he was only the pope for 3 seconds (you didn't specify how long you wanted him to be the pope)

I wish for world peace

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

Granted but he was only the pope for 3 seconds (you didn't specify how long you wanted him to be the pope)

I wish for world peace

Granted. Now everyone is a hippie. A new age retro hippie to be precise.

And they all go around using rulers to figure out the length of things which is extremely annoying.


I wish I had a sketch block that makes everything I draw become real.

 

[Joe]

Granted but everything that becomes real is evil and wants to murder everything in its path.

I wish for a bowl of cereal

 

[OriginalName244]

Granted but the milk is spoiled

I wish for more skill in Super Smash Bros. Brawl modding.

 

[Joe]

Granted but your power goes out forever

I wish for a cup of water

 

[Hastagazpatcho]

aaa

 

[Bubba]

Granted but everything that becomes real is evil and wants to murder everything in its path.

Death Note

Granted, but it's hot water that's been sitting in the sun for like 2 hours.

I wish I could stay focused.

Granted but you will have insomnia and die of natural causes.

I wish Spotpasses worked with Smash Bros.

 

[OriginalName244]

Granted but you never use it because you start playing Project M the superior Smash game

I wish I could think of something to wish for