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I live around Paris and I am not ready for the chaos that's about to ensue this evening in the streets.

W: So, do we sneak in all stealthy like or do we go in guns blazing? Mnc: I think we should be stealthy, you guys agree? D3: Alright, I'll stand outside in case crap hits the fan. L: Alright, let's go in. Dedede, you wait on the roof. D3: Got it...

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no context art + i made a watermark since ^ this art up here (oh btw the white guy is me)

Oh hey happy birthday man

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games

The round starts, and they're teleported into a place with generators, but they see that Orbot is attacking them, as a red smiling figure. Here's who each one is "playing as", do a bit of research yourself for context Molten, Amy, Knuckles...

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35K bones in the bank and nary an idea of what to spend it all on

The book format ain't doin it for me right now, I'll try it for the HG special I guess They look over and see more there, including Shadow, Knuckles, a few newcomers, and... M: Wait, who are those? BM: Oh hey Molt, what's good? M: BAKER MAN? BM...

Shortly after going over to join the literature club, they meet the rest of the members. "Guys, this is the club!" Sayori says, enthusiastic to have more members. "Nice to meet you guys. I've forgotten my real name, but folks call me Molten...

wait, even better idea, i'm gonna re-spin the wheel of what game they're in, 3rd spin is the game they're ACTUALLY in Forsaken it is! WE ARE FORSAKEN, WE ARE TRAPPED IN THIS REALM 💯

I finally got roblox let's fucking go

hONESTLY i'M GETTING BORED OF THE "SCREENPLAY" STYLE OF WRITING, i'M GONNA- oops, caps lock, I'm gonna try writing the next part in book/novel style and see how much better it looks. if it's good i'll do the same with the hunger games special...

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