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Happy birthday young nibba just wanted to let you know I was violently masturbating in your room and well that yogurt is your present so there ya go.

Happy birthday 3WB! Hope you have a good day today!

I hate the auto-flushers too. Why is it even a thing? It's so wasteful. I don't flush on number ones, unless my piss is an especially gnarly hue.

Damn so after all these years, it turns out Mario wasn't running from Bowser but goin for the dick all this time

I think you're thinking of the wrong guy...

None? WarioWare is the single worst possible series to get bogged down in remakes and ports.

@[828:@stupidface] No context. I bought a SM64 cartridge on ebay and completely failed to notice a dick was drawn on it https://i.imgur.com/w5Mrtzt.png

Well shit

Ninja'd, fuck it, I'm leaving it

Eated the stinky garlic and his belly bloated to 4x the normal size, completely swollen with flatulence. He then farded the most devastating and vile fard, directly at cptn. Syrup, blowing her over the horizon and then twinkling like Team Rocket...

...wolfs that shit down, but the lifeboat is accidentally snapped in two by his garlic-enhanced girth. Panicked, Wario then attempts to...

I'm going to petition for the shoutbox to come back, but only tahutoa can post in it and it'll be the first thing you see when you view the forum index

Also fitting that Danny Kaye played him in that 50s Hans Christian Andersen musical, 'cause Kaye was also a gyertdern weirdo

And he apparently did that because somebody gave his most recent book a bad review. I think Mr. Andersen would have a difficult time here in the age of the internet

IMPORTANT: I've just compiled all of my Wario remixes into one playlist for your convenience! https://soundcloud.com/tahutoa/sets/made-in-wario And if you want to hear my original waarangements, they can be found here...