The craziest part of having a username that references something for such a long time is when you realize that the sum of its parts is a whole different beast altogether. "tahutoa" & "Toa Tahu" are two completely different things. One is my favorite childhood Toa, and the other is ME. I've been tahutoa for-- Jesus Christ, over half my life, now.
Starting in 2007, when I got my first Webkinz, Clyde, I became tahutoa30 for the first time. By this point, anyone who tries to call themselves tahutoa feels to me like if someone were to pass themselves off as psychicpebbles on a website that Zach himself had yet to join, like bitch you ain't me, 'fuck outta here.
I wonder if there are any experiences as anxiety-inducing as attempting to show your mother a meme video and then your fucking app stalls multiple times. before freezing up altogether at around the 0:20 mark. This happened with Blend W. ...fuckin tablet.