The 3rd Wario Brother

Man there's alot of minute old comments on "Me at the zoo"

Everytime i consider logging in I just feel like I'm out of things to say

Just dawned on me that in ALttP the master sword was described as one of the old hylian artifacts that was hidden or something to that effect but BotW is the only game where it really feels like that's the case.

Gonna pray everyday to my dark lord Malroth that StarFox 2 will make it to snes online for the switch

Last seen Yesterday at 6:22 PM

Get on you stupid fucking bitch, your fatass can't get up to get on the computer or what.

Beating up a Sans as Banjo and Kazooie is almost as surreal as hallucinagenic mushrooms

Wow I forgot to sign out, i wonder if anyone thought I just lurked for like 12 hours straight

Now that my internet's finally back let's see how many sexual assaults I racked up from Metal

On your knees you big booty bitch start sucking!

It is now time for me to main Hero in Smash even if I never become good with him

Then the milkman comes in. Then you're like, 'I didn't order any milk,' and then he FUCKS YOUR WIFE.

Zoisite: is gay and made female in dub
This article: *HES GENDERQUEER*

Wasn't sold on Joker but with Hero comin' in you know a niggys gotta get a fighters pass

don't forget to die for Israel!

Ah Ninty, back at it again making me shriek like a rabbit fangirl over trailers every two years (THE HERO IS IN SMASH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

dis you fatboi

Does anyone else ever wanna leave the Nintendo seal on Nintendo shirts even though it's weird to leave plastic on the shirt?

I just pulled off my first red parry in a game of SF3. As a casual fag I'm proud of myself

So the TV is on Syfy and I'm half paying attention in the kitchen and then i see a meme with Detective Pikachu and Nick Fury talking about the Smash Bros initiative. These two women begin to talk about what characters they want in Smash Ultimate. The lady on the right says Crash Bandicoot, fair enough I thought. Then the lady on the left says Samus. They bring up a picture of Samus and everything and they're both agreeing like that's such a great idea. All the money gone into making that commercial or whatever you'd call it and they couldn't buy a copy of ANY Smash Bros game