The 3rd Wario Brother
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  • Just dawned on me that in ALttP the master sword was described as one of the old hylian artifacts that was hidden or something to that effect but BotW is the only game where it really feels like that's the case.
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    Get on you stupid fucking bitch, your fatass can't get up to get on the computer or what.
    Wow I forgot to sign out, i wonder if anyone thought I just lurked for like 12 hours straight
    Metal
    Metal
    We all know you were on the news thread shoving gnomes up your arse thinking of keemstar, you over developed oompa loompa
    Robin
    Robin
    I don't think the forums keep track of the time spent, rather it just records when you load a page, then times out after 5 or so minutes, so no one would've noticed.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    story of my life
    Now that my internet's finally back let's see how many sexual assaults I racked up from Metal
    Metal
    Metal
    You're just in time for your colonoscopy slut, now baby dr daisy is gonna ram her head up your ass til mucus dribbles from your nose.
    It is now time for me to main Hero in Smash even if I never become good with him
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    That's pretty much me with many characters. I play with R.O.B., Pac-Man, and Luigi, mostly, but even with them it's hit or miss. For some reason I on a more basic level seem to be under the impression that I'm better at games in general than I am, but that's probably just because I don't play many games outside of my regular pantheon of about 6-8 games. I guarantee that with enough time my brother'd be able to smoke me in something as unfathomably familiar to me as Tak 2.
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    I tend to think I'm really good at games to. Everytime i play puzzlers or fighting games I think I suck tho since I mainly hover over platformers and rpgs so i know the feel
    Ah Ninty, back at it again making me shriek like a rabbit fangirl over trailers every two years (THE HERO IS IN SMASH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
    Metal
    Metal
    Bill Trinen said 3rd bro has to undergo a colonoscopy before he's able to play as erdick as so his intestines don't shart and combust you from the sheer hype you are enduring.
    CM30
    CM30
    You're a fan of rabbits?

    So the TV is on Syfy and I'm half paying attention in the kitchen and then i see a meme with Detective Pikachu and Nick Fury talking about the Smash Bros initiative. These two women begin to talk about what characters they want in Smash Ultimate. The lady on the right says Crash Bandicoot, fair enough I thought. Then the lady on the left says Samus. They bring up a picture of Samus and everything and they're both agreeing like that's such a great idea. All the money gone into making that commercial or whatever you'd call it and they couldn't buy a copy of ANY Smash Bros game
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    Metal
    Metal
    You just want shadman pikachu to pork your bunghole, you enema bandit.
    MonaWare
    MonaWare
    Wow, samus. Why haven't they put her in a smash bro game, gee
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