The 3rd Wario Brother

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  • What's this thread business about in the profile messages? I don't like when i miss the juicy stuff.
    Magma
    Magma
    Not everyone, but a good number of people.
    JulianT
    JulianT
    It seems like something that’s common sense but then I remember how many people have a lack of it lol
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    I have a lack of it. :3
    I just came up with this random ass story in my head while waiting for my Wi-Fi to come back. It goes something like. Once upon a time in heaven there was a guy named Jimmy. "I'm going to the Astral Projection temple today to check up on my son" So Jimmy went to the Astral Projection temple. There he saw some maintenance angels on around the temple. Jimmy asked "what's all this about?" One maintenance angel replied "the Astral Connection i low since there is a lack of prayers lately, don't worry we'll fix it" So then another maintenance angel started doing a ritual. Meanwhile on Earth a tornadoes and hurricanes ravage the country side of a certain country. many died. back on heaven. "prayers are coming in, the Astral Connection is good again." after that Jimmy went to the temple but couldn't astral-y project to his son. "Damn, i wonder how Jimmy Jr is doing" sometime later Jimmy notices a bunch of people entering the gates of heaven and among the line he spots his son. He couldn't wait to re unite with his son and see if he's okay after his death of which became obvious in hindsight. Jimmy Jr goes to the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper says "well Jimmy Jr, your record was clean but during the panic of natural disaster you stole a bunch of stuff and forgot to pray before death. Your going to Hell" He pulls a lever and jimmy Jr falls through the clouds into the dark abyss below. Jimmy is sad knowing he can't see his son for another eternity, he thinks to himself "the system sure sucks up here". The end
    Just a Wario Fan
    Just a Wario Fan
    Religion in a nutshell.
    Just a Wario Fan
    Just a Wario Fan
    And the big wall o' text makes it more funny to read.
    Metal
    Metal
    scrotum
    Knees weak, balls are sweaty. Dick cheese, Mom's spaghetti.
    Just a Wario Fan
    Does anyone else think of Airman's theme for the first few seconds of the Shingeki no Kyojin OP?
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    I'm gay now so it gives me strength fool! *blasts off into space*
    Metal
    Metal
    in space you met bort so he ate ur shorts
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    I'm going to Gay Land so the shorts were coming off anyways
    I was gonna post something along the lines of "Boy i can't wait to see how active the forums is gonna be" or something to that effect. Hex beat me too the punch, lel
    I don't really get this holiday but Happy Women's Day.
    Just a Wario Fan
    Just a Wario Fan
    Wait are there gender days? Are there hair colour days too? If so, which day is blond day?
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    I wonder when they'll make German,Japanesse,Puerto RIcan and, Russian History Months.
    MonaWare
    MonaWare
    @Jawf thats how I felt too : p Is odd to have a day celebrating what parts you were born with, haha. Is odd to me too.
    Slowly but surely this place is picking up again. So when's the tiny Wario bubble gonna pop?
    SurrealBrain
    SurrealBrain
    If a new Wario game gets announced, I'm sure there will be at least a few new users.
    Ninja_Cat
    Ninja_Cat
    It pops when he reaches the surface of the water or when he hits a ceiling.
    I remember they said that the Switch has components from all different Nintendo consoles awhile back right? I wonder if the two buttons in the back of the Joycons that release them from whatever they're attached to are from the L and R buttons on the Virtual Boy controller.
    My YT comments used to never get noticed for the longest time but lately I'll get notifications for a single comment on i video i forgot i saw and i have many replies and 50-500 likes.Did i crack the code?
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    Seriously i put "Slaves R Us* on a video about Toys R Us and got almost 1000 likes, WTF?
    Later this year we will not have had a WarioLand in a decade. Let that sink in.
    Magma
    Magma
    I just hope we can get a game before the decade is over.
    Just a Wario Fan
    Just a Wario Fan
    It's sad but true.
    Magma
    Magma
    Well, at least it's not like F-Zero. Pretty much nothing since 2004.
    Neugh, i didn't know vbjin was all gross and purple
    Metal
    Metal
    BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON
    BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    Dill Clynton
    UARGH uargh (uargh) *SMASH* YU LOOSE
    Yikes Spike
    Yikes Spike
    WOO-HOOOW EEH UFF
    So i was just playing Game and Watch Gallery 4 and noticed that Waluigi used Muay Thai in the Boxing ring. Cheap bastard he is.
    CM30
    CM30
    Eh, he's only as cheap as the boxers in Punch Out.
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    The 3rd Wario Brother
    *cough cough* Dragon Chan.
    Yikes Spike
    Yikes Spike
    I'm pretty sure Next Level Games got inspired by that and use it on Aran Ryan.
    You know its kinda weird how switching to the Christmas style changes the logo but switching to WarioWare changes everything but the logo. Just thought that was funny.
    CM30
    CM30
    Hopefully the Christmas one will get better this year, when I bother to create a full Christmas theme for the site.
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