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  • Your boobs are like watermelons your butt goes choo choo around the block. Your skins creamy as vanilla ice cream. Your farts smell like taco bell and you are most certainly an F grade student but I still like you anyways. So what are we waiting for lets phuck on the dance floor baby. Your boobalicious boobs in my face going boom boom boom boom bang bang bang. Twilight sucks but transformers rules my hot dog in your hot dog bun my burrito in your taco sour cream sour cream equals my baby in your tummy........
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    the taco bell express is open 24/7 bby
    three words, eleven letters. say them and i'm yours
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    oh my god fuck me now

    I was actually thinking about adding a Spoiler with the answer, and the mind's eye used this exact imagery but in GIF form, and minus the red zoom-in laser eye thing.
    BUT, I wanted to believe that, being on par with mine like they are, your File-This-Away-For-Later skills (which, fittingly enough, I've noticed and filed away for later) would steer you to strike clear and true

    I just heard a bass frequency so intense from outside my house that it started fucking with my headphones. OH, that reminds me of something cool and spooky.
    Some time last week, a bolt of lightning struck so close to our house that I actually "heard" it. It's fuckin' freaky. Like, it's able to be heard, but like, in the sense that it takes on sound rather than gives off one, knowwhatemsayen. I saw a flash of pastel violet (think 'the same color as the bottom left area of GlowyEye Snowy dot jaypeg' up there) illuminate my immediate surroundings from behind, and I had maybe literally as much time as it would take for my brain to notice that I couldn't hear the rain anymore, before hearing the loudest thunderclap I can recall ever hearing.

    needless to say, couldn't get the goddamn dog to go outside after that. aaand the other one upstairs shit itself. ...Really cool phenomenon, but unfortunate side effects ;-(
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    as a class F1 tornado survivor and witness to more than one lightning strike that was too close to comfort for my eardrums, let me just say

    fuck weather
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    lol wHO names a torNADO scale after a MeXiCan FooD???

    Real talk, though: do you also recall hearing a sudden lack of sound?
    okay, never mind that: write me a fat falbert fanfiction where the Child of the Week is actually Danny Kaye
    Is that Gran'pa Joe
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    If you say it three times in front of a mirror at midnight with the door closed and the lights off nothing will happen because that would mean having to get out of bed ;(
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    I love that the sidebar is split up into DnD classes, then split further into Player-Chosen Abilities.

    how the fuck do you find this shit
    Dicso Kidt: right-pan muted guitar = ciaconna? :unsure:
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    Had to look up that term because I'm a dummy, but yes I think it counts
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    well i didn't know it either til today, so you can be forgiven for not knowing it; not only do you literally never see anyone using the term besides students, teachers and snobs, but it's also an Italian word coined during the Early Baroque period, so.
    God, there have been at LEAST four diff. pieces of media where I've recognized the Glove and Boots BLOG roar.

    And, not too long ago, I heard the King Hippo "aaaAAA" sound (I think this sound plays when you punch his face-- in Title Defence you hear it when you punch his face right before breaking one of the bits of duct tape. I remember it gets cut off but it def. plays).
    My brother says we heard it in Venom, and if he's right, then I THINK it may have been the scene where dude's on the ground floor of the TV station getting shot at by a babillion soldiers.
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    oh shit dude sorry I thought this was my profile D:=
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    do you vant me to daleet it then
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    Nah, the two of us prolly would've gotten into a discussion about it in either case
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    DAMMIT.
    Is your Humoresque No. 7, Badinerie, and Graceful Ghost better than mine, by chance?
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    Badinerie is really good since I have a good Bach collection, but I dunno about the Dvorak one and I don't have anything as recent as Graceful Ghost
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    I think I posted my copy of G.G. in the me thread (good as fuck btw, only way I can listen to it now).
    I think I may have @'d you.
    Uhhh reply to it with a DL for that copy of Badinerie, we'll go tradesies
    Yo, would you say that Puzzle Room is an example of isorhythm (with the String as the Tenor)?
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    I'm not familiar with the term in a technical sense but yeah I'm pretty sure all of the accompaniment is just one looping phrase
    I just tried to draw you on a whim, but then I remembered I have no idea what you look like
    and that atm you are still a nebulous concept whose personality I'm enamored with. Like a really advanced text-based AI.
    So I tried to draw Danny Kaye instead :Y

    ...I'm not very good at caricatures, though ( , _ ,)
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    What's going on guys, CroconoscopyGaymer02 here, and today I have a very special announcement. I am going to review Madden 11. Please be sure to smash that like button, deepthroat that subscribe button, and ingest that Twitter follow button for all the latest updates. But first, I'd like to talk have a word about our sponsor, Squarespace. This message was made possible by Squarespace. Squarespace is the absolute easiest way to make your website. I've used them for a few different sites. I basically bought that domain to be sure nobody else could. I didn't really have the time or need to create a fancy website, so I just spent about 15 minutes to throw together a landing page. It was incredibly easy with the Squarespace template and, in my opinion at least, it looks great. Now I can give people one link that takes them to a page with the link to all my different social media profiles. You can really create a landing page like this, a blog, a store, really anything with Sqaurespace and what's best is that you can get 10% off your first order by using the code "lmao" over at squarespace.com/lmao. That also helps you help the message. So please do go check out Squarespace at squarespace.com/lmao.
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    oh, GOD, EVERY fucking time I forget about this shit SOMEbody brings it up in one of their videos. I fuckin HATE how accurate as a piece of satire this is.
    BETTER HELP, THAT "GOOD MEALS" THING THAT PROJARED USES, UHHH DOLORES SHAPE CLAP, like fuck me, dude, when does it END.

    At least this means you'd totally nail the sponsorship deal. Now you can afford that "Real Working Toy Block Tower Windup Wario(tm) Car" off of eBay that your loving wife Metal says is a waste of money
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    okay, SO...it is NOT a waste of money?? why do people think it is a waste???? it is a hobby, and it is not a fetish????? what is so hard to understadn???????? I have liked Wario since small boy, and I can buy whatever I want??????????????? live and let live, ok TWITTER????????????????????????? if I want to fuck Toy Wario Car that is my right?????????????????????????????????????
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    I like the fact that Harry's arm gains four extra joints and the bird turns into Woodstock in the final panel
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    i know it's narcissistic of me to say, but to be honest i'll be marginally surprised if you don't change your pfp to skeleton ginny at some point when i least expect it
    and ill want to hug you
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    no homo
    https://youtu.be/tUNBxasld6Q

    An 18-minute long jazz improv session where the conductor only gives chords to operate off of using a special sign language, and from there entrusts everything to the band, down to the rhythm they play at.
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    I had a feeling you'd notice that.
    His rhymes were impressive for being relatively put on the spot, but he was just SO drab & shit in comparison to all the different instrumenteers.

    Dig that synth guy though. he was havin' a fuckin' greatass time-- infectious enthusiasm, reminded me of that GIF of the DJ that turns up the levels while bouncing around. He TOTALLY killed it, too, those solos were sooo fuckin' off the chain.
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    the next time some impressionable twit comes along and says to me "wOw YoU aRe sO gIfTeD aT PiAnO" I'm gonna show them this guy, cause watching that made my wrist hurt good god
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    If they use "gifted" again for him, too, kick their ass. That's like telling a masterful surgeon who just saved your wife anything along the lines of "thank God".
    In the words of Dr. House: "do I have to slap you?"
    ((If it were me, I'd prolly say "niiiice" with some dumb impressed grin and lean against the wall with my arms folded, after a bit, probably follow up with Darth Vader's "impressive," and eventually, "MOST impressive."))

    And yeah, I couldn't even SEE what his left hand was doing with the wheels half the time.
    I love Punch-Out!! so much. Such a great series with amazing characters that all have unique personalities. I would love a new game!
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    You bet. Some twits will tell you there's nothing new Next Level Games could do for a sequel, but FUG that, mate. Punch-Out doesn't need a bunch of filler modes, dumb gimmicks, and all the other staples of an "innovative" Nintendo sequel. Just bring in some new opponents and it'll sell gangbusters.
    It's Pizza Time
    It's Pizza Time
    Exactamente. Just give me Pizza Pasta and I'll buy it.
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    Nintendo: "Pizza, Pasta, put em in the 'Nintendo Character Purgatory' box"
    question that only alpha chads can solve (93% WILL fuck it up!!):
    why does a dbz fusion between Zoe & Billy from Rolie Polie Olie result in Fat Albert
    HINT: in both cases your clue is a one-off line from a holiday special from a supporting character ?
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    Alright, you just reminded of a similarly haunting show from my childhood and now I feel the need to share it.
    When I was but a snotty-nosed little 4-year-old who hadn't yet been graced by The One Who Wahs, I had a few VHS tapes of a claymation show called Pingoo. You've probably heard of it, and that's because this show was WEIRD and had all manner of creepy, surreal, sinister shit in it. The episode that still haunts me, though, is this one: https://youtu.be/bFNGS0y64_U

    I'm convinced that many of my earliest nightmares stemmed from that goddamn walrus. LOOK AT IT. The way he looks AT THE SCREEN with those dead eyes. His photorealistic puppet which has NO place in an otherwise 100% claymation show. The robotic animation further cements this fucker firmly in the deepest depths of the uncanny valley. Christ, who thought this was acceptable for children? I'm a grown-ass adult and this is STILL all kinds of fucked up to watch
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    Oh yeah, that fucker. I figured it'd be actually photorealistic though ;( disappoint
    but i guess real walruses just look too fat and friendly and incredibly uwu to be suitable for a nightmare
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    Beyond the uncharacteristically detailed textures on the puppet I think the human teeth are the worst part, why the hell
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    Hey I Just checked your profile by chance and saw that you are a girl by your picture. Also saw that you play games like overwatch⬆ and League of Legendsand etc. Being a gamer girl‍♀ is really ❄❗

    Sorry for being rude, I din’t know just now that you were a girl. Mind being friends?I really adore girls who game Maybe‍♂ we could play some of the games together‍♀✨♀ some time I have messaged you, ‍♂hope‍♂ for a reply
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    Block 'Terry2Niner'?
    >Fucking YES
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    I love how this is the exact sort of waifu bait shitcuck message that Terry would send
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