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  • Eyyy, back to the old splash text, eh?
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    What is a schtug'l, anyway
    Is that Hans Christian Andersen, by any chance?
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    "from On the Riviera with Danny Kaye"
    i was gonna make a joke on how "of all the ways to lose my court jester virginity" but you were a DUMMY

    I can see why that'd mess with you, especially since he occasionally goes into a menacing tone of voice while in the middle of giving a disturbingly accurate representation of how 3-yr-old children's mannerisms are when speaking. A particularly pronunciation-perplexed child, perhaps, but still.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    wait shit you're right, I always get scenes from Jester, Knock on Wood and Riviera mixed up. My mother had those three in a collection and I watched them back-to-back a lot growing up
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    bruh the tiny version of your pfp looks almost just like Admiral Bobbery
    bro magma & tahutoa sex tape fucking WHEN
    MonaWare
    stupidface
    stupidface
    I'd hope never
    oh god oh fuck, cm30 is making too many profile posts you guys. time to phucking BAN that niqqa.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    Well, at least his posts are consistently informative, unlike what may as well have been me shitposting
    stupidface
    stupidface
    At least you didn't spam Wikipedia articles in a fit of a n g e r y
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    That put such a grin on my face
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    He went on to play some dude in Grease, inadvertently becoming the basis for the nerd stereotype, uh Gibby Norton on Scooby-Doo, and, most notably in your case, the Know-It-All Kid.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    well shit
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    ...hmm, If I said I was "a fan of Eddie Deezen," I wonder how many people would go "who?"

    ...they're all so glad he came~ but they can't recaaall, his name~
    Kokonoe
    Kokonoe
    mayyybe. Who is this? Magma?
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Uh, stupidface?
    I'm a longtime lurker fyi
    What seemed like an average afternoon in the Rolfe house would become a nightmare. Mike and his co-star James were recording another very exciting episode of Mike & James Mondays when suddenly, a large African American male broke in through the front door. "GIMMIE DA GAMES" he roared. "What a diarrhea piece of shit!" James whimpered as he began to urinate in his pants. It was at this moment, Mike had had enough. "You niggers are all the same..." said Mike as he stood up confidently, a half smirk on his face. "But it is the skinny WHITE male that has the most powerful cock." Mike began to unzip his trousers for what would be the reveal of a lifetime. As his pants dropped, they slowly revealed a thick, veiny, seemingly endless penis. Entirely flaccid, Mike held the base of his shaft with a firm grip and started swinging his dick around in a circle as he slowly approached the criminal. "FUGG YOU HONKIES IS FUCKIN' CRAY NIGGA" he screamed. But it was too late. With what would've felt like the force of a freight train, Mike whipped him in the face with his 10 inch flaccid cock, instantly knocking him to the ground. "It's like in Castlevania II: Simon's Quest." He muttered before wrapping his penis around the negro's neck and choking him to death. "Next time you'll think twice about interrupting Contra. Or not. Nigger." Mike took a moment to catch his breath before turning to a horrified James in the corner of the room and laughing like a seal.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    haha, What a story Mark.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Was'new withyouh?
    Train your brain: To not be so freaking stupid, works 97% of the time! jk
    stupidface
    stupidface
    haha, what a story mark.
    5 in the morning and I'm making coffee, fuck sleep. I am maximum madlad
    Random Adam
    stupidface
    stupidface
    thank you Adam, very cool.
    Ninja_Cat
    Ninja_Cat
    Overdrive caffeinated powers! THIS IS THE POWER OF A GOD!!!
    Can you tone things down a bit? I get you really don't like Ashley or her fanbase, and that's a valid opinion to have, but personal attacks are a bit too far there.

    Thanks!
    Magma
    Magma
    @CM30 Can tahutoa tone things down a bit
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    ':T You know Magma, posting entire Wiki pages' worth of content to lampoon my spiel spewing doesn't do much except recreate the problem you're complaining about. I thought you hit "ignore" on my page, anyhow.

    @stupidface maybe not explicitly, but the vibes of general hatred are definitely there & detectable. When you hate something, you get a bit prickly, even when making your usual jokeposts.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Nah you're right, I could stand to be a little less abrasive. I just didn't see how anything I posted was a "personal attack" on anyone in particular, except maybe Kyon that one time but that was pretty mild
    When CheatMaster says we is de best fanbase
    We WAH, WAH, in CM30's face
    Not to love Cheat Master is a great disgrace
    So we WAH, WAH, in CM30's face

    When der ShyGüy says Wariö Land master race
    We WAH, WAH, right in der ShyGüy's face
    When der Röbin says Ashley he will displace
    We WAH, WAH, right in der Röbin's face

    Is we not de Wariömen?
    Anti-loli Wariömen?
    Ja, we is de Wariömen
    Süper düper Wariömen
    Is zis Wariö Forums so good
    Would you leave it if you could?
    Ja, this Wariö Forums is good
    We wouldn't leave it if we could

    We bring Discörd new order
    Heil Cheat Master's shoutbox New Order
    Every Ashleyfag in space
    Will love Wariö's face
    When we bring to the fandom disorder

    When Cheat Master says we never will be slaves
    We WAH, WAH, but still we're Nintendo's slaves
    While Nintendo brags, and lies and rants and raves
    We WAH, WAH, and post into our graves
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    I recognized this within 10 words.
    Your new profile picture looked like a monkey's face at first. No es la primera vez que he creído eso.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    The monkey chain! The monkey's fist! THE MONKEY!
    It's Pizza Time
    It's Pizza Time
    Just when I think I remember everything about Spongebob there's always that one memorable scene I forget XD
    Your ass is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees !
    stupidface
    stupidface
    My ass is hot. My ass is so hot that everything on it is a gas. Iron, copper, aluminum, and many others.
    Metal
    Metal
    Yo ho it's hot, your ass is not a place where we could live
    I've come to make an announcement: Metal's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his loli fuckin' hentai dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my WarioForums.com. Metal, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. I farded, I shidded, and camed in pants, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck all Ashleyfags. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Ashleyfags. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on ASHLEEEEY! How do you like that, KO TAKEUCHI? I PISSED ON ASHLEY, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Ashleyfag conventions, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
    Thoughts on Schultz, from Daffy the Commando? I think he's positively adorable
    stupidface
    stupidface
    He looks awfully similar to Rodent from Conker. It seems unlikely but I wonder if somebody at Rare took inspiration from that short
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    Maaaaybe, but I feel like the helmet+goggles+bucktooth-smile ensemble had already been a thing-- specifically those guys that wore the Bomber Pilot outfit like in Mario Odyssey.
    "Helmet obscuring entire face but glasses denoting eye placement" is a bit more specific, I think-- possibly too specific, in this case.
    Is that Danny Kaye dressed as a Jester
    stupidface
    stupidface
    You referring to me as a jester made me do it. YOU DID THIS, I BLAME YOU
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    I KNOW. And it also calls back to you mentioning Hans Christian Andersen being played by Danny Kaye. I thought that it was an incredibly specific, amusing overlapping. "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Shitesticks, I've been exposed
    So, monsieur Anthro: thoughts on basketball rabbit from II?
    stupidface
    stupidface
    holy shit mate who accused you of beastreality, that is the evil
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    stupidface I totally dig anthro characters but I will never get people who are attracted to pokemon

    like they are straight up animals, that's bestiality my dude

    ((that was copy-pasted from page 3 of my statuses page. pretty sure i'm one of like 7 people with even that many))
    stupidface
    stupidface
    holy shit mate who would even say that I'm shaking and crying rn irl tbh, he must be called stupidface to saying something that rarted
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