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  • I just tried to draw you on a whim, but then I remembered I have no idea what you look like
    and that atm you are still a nebulous concept whose personality I'm enamored with. Like a really advanced text-based AI.
    So I tried to draw Danny Kaye instead :Y

    ...I'm not very good at caricatures, though ( , _ ,)
    stupidface
    stupidface
    What's going on guys, CroconoscopyGaymer02 here, and today I have a very special announcement. I am going to review Madden 11. Please be sure to smash that like button, deepthroat that subscribe button, and ingest that Twitter follow button for all the latest updates. But first, I'd like to talk have a word about our sponsor, Squarespace. This message was made possible by Squarespace. Squarespace is the absolute easiest way to make your website. I've used them for a few different sites. I basically bought that domain to be sure nobody else could. I didn't really have the time or need to create a fancy website, so I just spent about 15 minutes to throw together a landing page. It was incredibly easy with the Squarespace template and, in my opinion at least, it looks great. Now I can give people one link that takes them to a page with the link to all my different social media profiles. You can really create a landing page like this, a blog, a store, really anything with Sqaurespace and what's best is that you can get 10% off your first order by using the code "lmao" over at squarespace.com/lmao. That also helps you help the message. So please do go check out Squarespace at squarespace.com/lmao.
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    oh, GOD, EVERY fucking time I forget about this shit SOMEbody brings it up in one of their videos. I fuckin HATE how accurate as a piece of satire this is.
    BETTER HELP, THAT "GOOD MEALS" THING THAT PROJARED USES, UHHH DOLORES SHAPE CLAP, like fuck me, dude, when does it END.

    At least this means you'd totally nail the sponsorship deal. Now you can afford that "Real Working Toy Block Tower Windup Wario(tm) Car" off of eBay that your loving wife Metal says is a waste of money
    stupidface
    stupidface
    okay, SO...it is NOT a waste of money?? why do people think it is a waste???? it is a hobby, and it is not a fetish????? what is so hard to understadn???????? I have liked Wario since small boy, and I can buy whatever I want??????????????? live and let live, ok TWITTER????????????????????????? if I want to fuck Toy Wario Car that is my right?????????????????????????????????????
    stupidface
    stupidface
    I like the fact that Harry's arm gains four extra joints and the bird turns into Woodstock in the final panel
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    i know it's narcissistic of me to say, but to be honest i'll be marginally surprised if you don't change your pfp to skeleton ginny at some point when i least expect it
    and ill want to hug you
    stupidface
    stupidface
    no homo
    https://youtu.be/tUNBxasld6Q

    An 18-minute long jazz improv session where the conductor only gives chords to operate off of using a special sign language, and from there entrusts everything to the band, down to the rhythm they play at.
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    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    I had a feeling you'd notice that.
    His rhymes were impressive for being relatively put on the spot, but he was just SO drab & shit in comparison to all the different instrumenteers.

    Dig that synth guy though. he was havin' a fuckin' greatass time-- infectious enthusiasm, reminded me of that GIF of the DJ that turns up the levels while bouncing around. He TOTALLY killed it, too, those solos were sooo fuckin' off the chain.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    the next time some impressionable twit comes along and says to me "wOw YoU aRe sO gIfTeD aT PiAnO" I'm gonna show them this guy, cause watching that made my wrist hurt good god
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    If they use "gifted" again for him, too, kick their ass. That's like telling a masterful surgeon who just saved your wife anything along the lines of "thank God".
    In the words of Dr. House: "do I have to slap you?"
    ((If it were me, I'd prolly say "niiiice" with some dumb impressed grin and lean against the wall with my arms folded, after a bit, probably follow up with Darth Vader's "impressive," and eventually, "MOST impressive."))

    And yeah, I couldn't even SEE what his left hand was doing with the wheels half the time.
    I love Punch-Out!! so much. Such a great series with amazing characters that all have unique personalities. I would love a new game!
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    stupidface
    You bet. Some twits will tell you there's nothing new Next Level Games could do for a sequel, but FUG that, mate. Punch-Out doesn't need a bunch of filler modes, dumb gimmicks, and all the other staples of an "innovative" Nintendo sequel. Just bring in some new opponents and it'll sell gangbusters.
    It's Pizza Time
    It's Pizza Time
    Exactamente. Just give me Pizza Pasta and I'll buy it.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Nintendo: "Pizza, Pasta, put em in the 'Nintendo Character Purgatory' box"
    question that only alpha chads can solve (93% WILL fuck it up!!):
    why does a dbz fusion between Zoe & Billy from Rolie Polie Olie result in Fat Albert
    HINT: in both cases your clue is a one-off line from a holiday special from a supporting character ?
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Alright, you just reminded of a similarly haunting show from my childhood and now I feel the need to share it.
    When I was but a snotty-nosed little 4-year-old who hadn't yet been graced by The One Who Wahs, I had a few VHS tapes of a claymation show called Pingoo. You've probably heard of it, and that's because this show was WEIRD and had all manner of creepy, surreal, sinister shit in it. The episode that still haunts me, though, is this one: https://youtu.be/bFNGS0y64_U

    I'm convinced that many of my earliest nightmares stemmed from that goddamn walrus. LOOK AT IT. The way he looks AT THE SCREEN with those dead eyes. His photorealistic puppet which has NO place in an otherwise 100% claymation show. The robotic animation further cements this fucker firmly in the deepest depths of the uncanny valley. Christ, who thought this was acceptable for children? I'm a grown-ass adult and this is STILL all kinds of fucked up to watch
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    Oh yeah, that fucker. I figured it'd be actually photorealistic though ;( disappoint
    but i guess real walruses just look too fat and friendly and incredibly uwu to be suitable for a nightmare
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Beyond the uncharacteristically detailed textures on the puppet I think the human teeth are the worst part, why the hell
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Hey I Just checked your profile by chance and saw that you are a girl by your picture. Also saw that you play games like overwatch⬆ and League of Legendsand etc. Being a gamer girl‍♀ is really ❄❗

    Sorry for being rude, I din’t know just now that you were a girl. Mind being friends?I really adore girls who game Maybe‍♂ we could play some of the games together‍♀✨♀ some time I have messaged you, ‍♂hope‍♂ for a reply
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    Block 'Terry2Niner'?
    >Fucking YES
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    I love how this is the exact sort of waifu bait shitcuck message that Terry would send
    Is that Hans Christian Andersen, by any chance?
    stupidface
    stupidface
    oh god the ruffle collar looks like his mustache oh fuck
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    Danny's face is the left eye, the left hand is the steering wheel, and the right arm is uh fuck that green bag that the cat ninja thieves in Kirby carry around
    RevampedSpider
    RevampedSpider
    I caught a glance of it and thought it was the Captain Crunch pirate.
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    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    He went on to play some dude in Grease, inadvertently becoming the basis for the nerd stereotype, uh Gibby Norton on Scooby-Doo, and, most notably in your case, the Know-It-All Kid.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    well shit
    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    ...hmm, If I said I was "a fan of Eddie Deezen," I wonder how many people would go "who?"

    ...they're all so glad he came~ but they can't recaaall, his name~
    What seemed like an average afternoon in the Rolfe house would become a nightmare. Mike and his co-star James were recording another very exciting episode of Mike & James Mondays when suddenly, a large African American male broke in through the front door. "GIMMIE DA GAMES" he roared. "What a diarrhea piece of shit!" James whimpered as he began to urinate in his pants. It was at this moment, Mike had had enough. "You niggers are all the same..." said Mike as he stood up confidently, a half smirk on his face. "But it is the skinny WHITE male that has the most powerful cock." Mike began to unzip his trousers for what would be the reveal of a lifetime. As his pants dropped, they slowly revealed a thick, veiny, seemingly endless penis. Entirely flaccid, Mike held the base of his shaft with a firm grip and started swinging his dick around in a circle as he slowly approached the criminal. "FUGG YOU HONKIES IS FUCKIN' CRAY NIGGA" he screamed. But it was too late. With what would've felt like the force of a freight train, Mike whipped him in the face with his 10 inch flaccid cock, instantly knocking him to the ground. "It's like in Castlevania II: Simon's Quest." He muttered before wrapping his penis around the negro's neck and choking him to death. "Next time you'll think twice about interrupting Contra. Or not. Nigger." Mike took a moment to catch his breath before turning to a horrified James in the corner of the room and laughing like a seal.
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    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    haha, What a story Mark.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Was'new withyouh?
    Sugarwatermix
    Sugarwatermix
    "It's like in Castlevania II: Simon's Quest." Holy shit I laughed out loud
    Can you tone things down a bit? I get you really don't like Ashley or her fanbase, and that's a valid opinion to have, but personal attacks are a bit too far there.

    Thanks!
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    tahutoa
    tahutoa
    ':T You know Magma, posting entire Wiki pages' worth of content to lampoon my spiel spewing doesn't do much except recreate the problem you're complaining about. I thought you hit "ignore" on my page, anyhow.

    @stupidface maybe not explicitly, but the vibes of general hatred are definitely there & detectable. When you hate something, you get a bit prickly, even when making your usual jokeposts.
    stupidface
    stupidface
    Nah you're right, I could stand to be a little less abrasive. I just didn't see how anything I posted was a "personal attack" on anyone in particular, except maybe Kyon that one time but that was pretty mild
    Metal
    Metal
    Shut the fuck up liberal
    When CheatMaster says we is de best fanbase
    We WAH, WAH, in CM30's face
    Not to love Cheat Master is a great disgrace
    So we WAH, WAH, in CM30's face

    When der ShyGüy says Wariö Land master race
    We WAH, WAH, right in der ShyGüy's face
    When der Röbin says Ashley he will displace
    We WAH, WAH, right in der Röbin's face

    Is we not de Wariömen?
    Anti-loli Wariömen?
    Ja, we is de Wariömen
    Süper düper Wariömen
    Is zis Wariö Forums so good
    Would you leave it if you could?
    Ja, this Wariö Forums is good
    We wouldn't leave it if we could

    We bring Discörd new order
    Heil Cheat Master's shoutbox New Order
    Every Ashleyfag in space
    Will love Wariö's face
    When we bring to the fandom disorder

    When Cheat Master says we never will be slaves
    We WAH, WAH, but still we're Nintendo's slaves
    While Nintendo brags, and lies and rants and raves
    We WAH, WAH, and post into our graves
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