The 3rd Wario Brother

I'm sure this'll work out great in the long run but ew change.

Slowly but surely, these man titties are disappearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkNl12BaeSI Well ain't that something! Hopefully they make it an official vaccine sometime within the next few years (and not be expensive af).

So i think it was a year or two ago i made i slight boo boo. So nowadays net neutrality is topical and I've learned a lot from the videos bombarding my YT recommended feed. See i used to say i was against net neutrality thinking it was along the lines of "everyone gets equal advertisement regardless of your interest in certain products or services" which seemed really annoying to me. Now that i realize just how much ISPs can screw with your freedom online i can say that i am now for it. So if any of you find wherever that ancient post is i want y'all to now that is no longer my opinion on the matter.

Goddess smiles upon those who take care of their teeth.

What's this thread business about in the profile messages? I don't like when i miss the juicy stuff.

No pantsu, no skirt, no service

I just came up with this random ass story in my head while waiting for my Wi-Fi to come back. It goes something like. Once upon a time in heaven there was a guy named Jimmy. "I'm going to the Astral Projection temple today to check up on my son" So Jimmy went to the Astral Projection temple. There he saw some maintenance angels on around the temple. Jimmy asked "what's all this about?" One maintenance angel replied "the Astral Connection i low since there is a lack of prayers lately, don't worry we'll fix it" So then another maintenance angel started doing a ritual. Meanwhile on Earth a tornadoes and hurricanes ravage the country side of a certain country. many died. back on heaven. "prayers are coming in, the Astral Connection is good again." after that Jimmy went to the temple but couldn't astral-y project to his son. "Damn, i wonder how Jimmy Jr is doing" sometime later Jimmy notices a bunch of people entering the gates of heaven and among the line he spots his son. He couldn't wait to re unite with his son and see if he's okay after his death of which became obvious in hindsight. Jimmy Jr goes to the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper says "well Jimmy Jr, your record was clean but during the panic of natural disaster you stole a bunch of stuff and forgot to pray before death. Your going to Hell" He pulls a lever and jimmy Jr falls through the clouds into the dark abyss below. Jimmy is sad knowing he can't see his son for another eternity, he thinks to himself "the system sure sucks up here". The end

Knees weak, balls are sweaty. Dick cheese, Mom's spaghetti.

Um...?

Does anyone else think of Airman's theme for the first few seconds of the Shingeki no Kyojin OP?

I was gonna post something along the lines of "Boy i can't wait to see how active the forums is gonna be" or something to that effect. Hex beat me too the punch, lel

THEY HIT US WITH WARIO RIGHT AWAY

I don't really get this holiday but Happy Women's Day.

Slowly but surely this place is picking up again. So when's the tiny Wario bubble gonna pop?

I remember they said that the Switch has components from all different Nintendo consoles awhile back right? I wonder if the two buttons in the back of the Joycons that release them from whatever they're attached to are from the L and R buttons on the Virtual Boy controller.

My YT comments used to never get noticed for the longest time but lately I'll get notifications for a single comment on i video i forgot i saw and i have many replies and 50-500 likes.Did i crack the code?

Later this year we will not have had a WarioLand in a decade. Let that sink in.

Neugh, i didn't know vbjin was all gross and purple