The 3rd Wario Brother

Sorry for not being very active. In anticipation of either Mario Odyssey or LoZ BotW i've decided to play some games i've never gotten around to before being to pre occupied with Xmas games to be on here. Also my phones fucked up so i hardly go on anyways. I'll drop in a bit like i have been doing but not counting those appearances, See ya in a month or two!

I was looking up some stuff to help me make the choice between getting Mario Oddysey or LoZ:BotW first and i got accidentally spoiled about something in the ending of Mario Oddysey that i would have had a delight to see if i saw it first from playing the game and now i'm so salty about it.

Its gonna be 2018 soon, we are nearing the end of the decade, its weird to think about. Soon i'll be in my thirties. But enough of that nonesense! Next year is weeks away and DQ XI is coming to the west next year, WOOOOO!!!

Serval-Chan's pussy cat hair is what my beard is made out of, That's why i eat crab apples children. But don't forget to always wash your hands after you wash your hands. Bye bye my evil minions!!!

You know, Uraraka looks an awful lot like Miss Machiko. Now i picture Uraraka saying "i give up" in a compromising situation.

Ya know ass n' titties ain't my thing. titties n' ass however, i live for that shit.

I'm a bit late to the party but happy belated Thanksgiving / other harvest holiday of some sort. Hope all of you enjoyed having to eat leftovers the next few days, i know i didn't *sobs*

Bbbrrriiiiiickle berrryyyyyyy

Wii U is officially dead i think, might as well mod the thing.

Did a couple purple coin comets and boy do they suck eggs, but i must do it for Weegee.

Gah! Don't you hate it when slow business days make time move slower!

Bye bye Miiverse...

I'm anticipating the oncoming regret of not posting like crazy on Miiverse.

Neugh...

I know New Donk City is obviously NYC but is it an homage to Big City in Donkey Kong 94? It does have Pauline and it does have the upper part of it in the tops of the buildings as a sort of sub city like in DK94. Or perhaps an in joke for SMB Super Show watchers. Maybe its just that simple and is NYC to fit the international theme.

Its so weird to think a fucking penguin died for his waifu obsession.

Super Mario World has the subtitle Super Mario Bros 4 in Japan and Yoshi's Island has the subtitle of Super Mario World 2 so SMB mutated into Yoshi games which are derivitive of Mario but a more exploratory approach and a new moveset. On the handheld scene Wario Land is Super Mario Land 3 so SML mutated into WL which is like Mario but with a more exploratory approach and a new moveset. Mario throws Yoshi down cliffs to save himself, Mario and Wario have a sour relationship. They must have been plotting behind the scenes to take Mario's console and handheld series. But our lord and saviour Shigu Miemo had a plan. He released Super Mario 64. Wario and Yoshi don't have super huge 3D franchises like Mario and are doomed with sales not as high as Mario's. Mario let this happen, he left them with sloopy seconds. Mario is a master of deception who will always find ways to make higher sales than his bretheren. If only Daddy Miemo didn't let favouritism of his bitches run rampant. But hey thats just a theory, A GAME THEORY!!!

Well would you look at that. http://s15.zetaboards.com/The_Wario_Forums/index/ Competition i see.

Jeez it hasn't been a week and i'm having a somewhat hard time avoiding Mario Odyssey spoilers. Its worse than when Zelda came out.

Spoopy day is so close, it seriously doesn't feel like the holiday season started to me. Such a waste.