The 3rd Wario Brother

I was playing Ms. Pac-Man Plug N' Play and found the hardware test mode. Press and hold up on the joystick, while holding up press and hold fire, while holding fire press and hold down on the joystick, now you are in debug mode. I got to the sound test and there are files for the original Pac-Man which is interesting. There's actually alot of secrets in debug mode for such a simple console. I find exploring its nooks and crannies more fun than Xevious. I feel like an adventurer whom discovered an ancient city amongst the ruins.

Have I ever commented on how much I like your bearded Wario? Looks like he comes straight out of some Popeye or Tintin story.

Unexpected database error? Does Wario-Kami-Sama not want me to join the fun?

The rain is too damn heavy, does Mother Nature not have consideration for my sleep?

Do you ever feel, like an obese man, riding through the wind, on an owl? Do you ever feel, like a house coins? One with a big snake underneath. There's light in you, there a rumble in you, there's a tremor in you. (Oh wait that's just gas) He's gonna igniiiiiiite his liiiight, and maaaaake you shine! Then your gonna ruuuuun around, Till' your enguuulfed in flames! Cause baby your a greeeeeedy man! Who cares about hiiiiiis net worth! The money makes you go WAH HAH HAH! I say it makes you go WAH HAH HAH!

Sometimes i see some terrible cooking posts that people brag about on FaceBook, Twitter, etc. Why brag about your pasta when it looks like Mater Belch, The Geat Mighty Poo and, Muk had a threesome? It makes me lose faith in humanity.

They're the Wario Brothers, and cheating's there game. They're not like the others who get all the fame. If your treasures is in trouble its cause they stole it on the double, they're badder than the others you'll beware the brothers. (to the vault!) *wario land rap melody* Hey! your in for a blast so hang on to your hat, Get ready for his muscles and remarkable fat! You'll meet Gooms, Bob-Bombs, the Captain and, the others. They're badder than the others, so avoid the brothers. *wario land rap melody* They're badder than the others so avoid the brothers! (the brothers, the brothers)

Sometimes i look in my fridge and think to myself "What's so Puerto Rican about my sofrito?"

The Elite Four of Gaming! Mario: The Everlasting Superstar! Pac-Man: The OG! MegaMan: The Retired Veteran! and finally, Sonic: The Crackhead!

"1984's 1942" say that three times fast.

Dug up the old Ms.Pac-Man Plug N'Play i forgot i ever had. sure brings me back to the days when Jakks Pacific was good. Though i don't remember Xevious and Mappy sounding so off and drunk.

If only they made the cancelled Flipnote Studio 3D on the Switch.

Why must best girl Elma get no love

Didn't realize we lost that Popeye movie to the Emoji Movie. Biggest disappointment of the decade so far.

I remember when Iwata said that, DLC, pay walls, Free to Play, mobile gaming, etc. Is un-nintendo and only helps in short term and then once he dies and Kimishima comes they're doing all that. I don't mean to knock em' They are doing the industry standards to increase profits and as a company that's good but it does seem a bit disrespectful don't you think? Both to fans and to Iwata.

Palutena and Ishtar should engage in a battle of the waifus.

jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab. "Oi oi! Stop it." JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB!

Communism has proven many times that it is detrimental to us. Yet ants seem to do a great job at it.

I just fell for the oldest trick in the book. i get a phone call. then its silent so i say hello they say can you hear me and i say yes. they talk about how i won a test and am gonna get rich and i hung up. Me being me i Google this because how did they get my number and it turns out i got bamboozled. Fuck.

Since Kimishima became the next president of Nintendo we've been seeing more black chicks in the games. I'm onto him.