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Internal devs don't have this kind of sway in which games get rereleased, none of them worked on Wario World and the very deliberate ironic juxtaposition of generic movie trailer music with footage of the game's weirdness is pretty far removed...

I love Mean Emcee's mug. It's such a "Wario" design. From what I've played of the game so far, I dunno who'd I pick from a mechanical POV. They're all kind of easy and mindless lol

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The juxtaposition of the incredibly generic "epic" trailer music and Wario World being Wario World is divine. The editor deserves a raise.

Last October, I bought this figure of my favorite Kong.

My sister brought me a punch of Pikmin tat from Japan (Peppercat not included)!

What's the over or under on Metroid Prime 4 causing more Discourse than Metroid Other M.

WLII lacks strong iconography. Most of the worlds have generic themes and lack a vivid aesthetic (I find WLII feels unintentionally like a slightly surreal dead world while WLIII is intentionally so, if that makes sense), and with half of the...

(You might want to get cozy for this one... prepare for a LOT of text!!) Welcome back to another issue of "Ilini played a Wario platformer that isn't called Land and has something to say about it"! Quite possibly the last issue, unless Nintendo...

1: something like WL2 or WL3. those are my personal favourites WLs and none of the current Nintendo platformers are doing anything like those. 2: Do something completely OTT and make it a fully-assed single plane 2D beat em up. Something like...

Perfect for when I run out of coal

Yeah, I myself have softened on it considerably. While I still ideally want a more even-handed push, the Ashley stuff back then was promoting something much more widely appealing and healthy for WarioWare as a brand than the current fart obsession.

Yesterday I beat It's a weird crossover and a weird game. It's a sidescroller shooter/bvrawler with some fun ideas (interacting with the background and Mortal Kombat-style special moves) and the bits that seem jank and impossible are doable...

This is a strong point. Compare DK getting high-quality animation of the funny crocodiles vs Wario being entirely stock-artwork of him with Deviantart-tier edits Can't they just bring back the Ashley shilling. I know some people here were real...

I'm not sure what to do. Feels like my life has fallen apart near completely, and I don't see any good future ahead here. The only things that keep me going are my main projects and the need to finish them both.