I was searching for Mario games on Itch.io, and saw one that said it could run on a browser, but then I saw a comment on it saying "haha, my PC has anti-virus, you can't hack me", so then I got the heck out of dodge.
I got a Nintendo Switch 2 with Mario Kart World, 50 bucks, a lottery ticket, and a crochet axolotl. I combined the 25 dollars I got from my ticket with the 50 bucks my grandparents gave me to buy Donkey Kong Bananza.