The recent updated Rhythm Heaven Groove website has a fortunate answer; Reads, well, reading out all the tutorial and other text is a configurable option that can be turned off. Good to know, although likely a shame that, again, the voice acting...
Another update to the Japanese version NEWS marquee that was not backported to the English version mentions that a certain game will be released on Nintendo Classics as of 17 Feb 2026. The game in question? Virtual Boy: Wario Land.
Quite...
I do hope we won't have to listen to that TTS voice for every single Practice. But the $40 USD price tag of the game doesn't exactly have me convinced that the voice acting budget was all that high. But who knows, maybe it does have Move It! tier...
Sadly, I was too preoccupied with the company foundation anniversary that I forgot that Vernal Equinox was a day before.
I also missed April Fools, but we know these pages likely won't change from year to year anyway. Although who knows, maybe...