I do hope we won't have to listen to that TTS voice for every single Practice. But the $40 USD price tag of the game doesn't exactly have me convinced that the voice acting budget was all that high. But who knows, maybe it does have Move It! tier...
Sadly, I was too preoccupied with the company foundation anniversary that I forgot that Vernal Equinox was a day before.
I also missed April Fools, but we know these pages likely won't change from year to year anyway. Although who knows, maybe...
Happy company foundation anniversary. Today is the Japanese anniversary for WarioWare, Inc: Mega Microgames! release, which I guess makes sense as a day to fix the company's founding to. After all, one needs to establish in their home country...
Japan's Valentine's Day inverse; White Day.
Knowing Mona, she probably gave Wario a gift on Valentine's. Now, Wario better give her something nice back.
I would honestly find a WarioWare story suddenly featuring generative AI to be both quite immersion breaking, and a sad reminder of how far small devs have fallen in the real world. But naturally, not everyone will see this story that way. Again...
While something already archived, may as well show off my own version.
There's quite a few events running in March, not least of which is what Wario believes should be Mario Day, so stay tuned.
Finally, some just desserts for Wario's laziness this Valenbrainz Valentine's Day.
While likely a predictable holiday, I'm documenting it here anyway for posterity.
Setsubun marks two holidays in a row (if Wario's Smash anniversary counts as one) where Wario is greedy enough to steal the special holiday spotlight from his employees.
Although, given all of Wario's transformations, perhaps some folk in Japan...