I did NAWT. Oh, hi Mark.
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daria
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA
King Hehehe
"Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you."
"Here you go."
"That's me."
"Here you go."
"That's me."
daria
"you're my favorite customer"
*is unable to recognize him with sunglasses on*
*is unable to recognize him with sunglasses on*
King Hehehe
*Clark Kent intensifies*
daria
Tommy Wiseau is Clark Kent irl confirmed
King Hehehe
It only makes sense. After all, Clark Kent is no stranger to acting like a bumbling oaf in order to draw suspicion away from his true identity.
daria
they've also never been seen together in the same room
King Hehehe
That's true! Everything falls into place perfectly!
daria
THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE HAVE BEEN RESOLVED. well, one of them.
King Hehehe
So apparently Tommy Wiseau's mysterious accent is a Kryptonian accent.
daria
OH HI SUPERMAN
King Hehehe
Why would he greet himself?
Oh, wait. "Oh, hi" is the most commonly used phrase in that world. Anyone might say that.
Oh, wait. "Oh, hi" is the most commonly used phrase in that world. Anyone might say that.
daria
maybe he greets his reflection
King Hehehe
I wouldn't put that past Tommy Wiseau.
daria
am I keeping you up?
King Hehehe
Not really. Insomnia's doing a sufficient job of that. Am I keeping you up?
daria
nah, my dumb ass waited til the last minute to write an essay
King Hehehe
Ah. I should probably let you do that, then. That sounds more important that discovering the secrets of Tommy Wiseau.
*breast cancer is never mentioned again*