Mother Russia needs no push-ups, we can kill with our army food :> https://gfycat.com/GleefulFlippantIberianchiffchaff
What in the world is that stuff? It doesn't quite look like food, but somehow it still looks delicious.
Mashed potato. Sadly, a lot of such stereotypical Russia/USSR jokes are actual things here, and that's pretty bad.
https://gfycat.com/GleefulFlippantIberianchiffchaff