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Impressions so far:
Travis: adorable
Angela: very realistic
Tim: radical
Frank: dead
Don: also dead
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update:
Don: HEPL
Spider: the size of a dinner plate
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update 2:
business lady that reminds me of Travis Touchdown so far: Bad American Accent by Yahtzee.
"mw1 cover art" soldier: having his trousers stolen by Don
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Update 3:
hostile baseball cap Jack Danger: appeared. promptly got skeletized.
Teenage son(?): promptly skedaddled.
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Update 4:
Woolworth's hat Man: sounds like the purple-haired one of the Two Skinny Dudes
The second of the three trashbag-wearing people (Brad?): sounds like Pyrocynical
The third (Martin): sounded like an English Patrick Star
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Update 5: oh my GOD the PLASTIC
Update 6: NOOOO the APPLE
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"Are you being sarcastic?"
"No," he said sarcastically.
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Upd8te: Whenever this story came out, there must've been a lot of college-aged people obsessed with ""irony"". Can any of you older folks vouch for this?
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Update 9:
Princess Ravenhair: is a blonde.
Crazy Bob: is to be hailed?
The Woolworth's Man: has been located.
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Update 10:
oh fuck; a BIRD.
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Update 11:
Sgt. Cuddles: if you've ever wanted to hear Yahtzee sound like the fast food worker from The Simpsons...
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Update 12:
oh no; the BIRD
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Update 13: the people are considering their political options
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Update 14: The wind is alight.
Update 15: a Tribe of Office Workers
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Update 16:
"I understand David’s engineering team even think they could rig up a hydroelectric generator. But from what I understand, the current design would only generate enough power to run the pump that draws the water up to turn the generator . . .”
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Update 17:
The election; I'm feeling legitimate anxiety rn. Speak up, Travis, before someone else does!
Update 18:
Phew
19: Phew(?)
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