update 2:
business lady that reminds me of Travis Touchdown so far: Bad American Accent by Yahtzee.
"mw1 cover art" soldier: having his trousers stolen by Don
Update 4:
Woolworth's hat Man: sounds like the purple-haired one of the Two Skinny Dudes
The second of the three trashbag-wearing people (Brad?): sounds like Pyrocynical
The third (Martin): sounded like an English Patrick Star
Upd8te: Whenever this story came out, there must've been a lot of college-aged people obsessed with ""irony"". Can any of you older folks vouch for this?
Update 16:
"I understand David’s engineering team even think they could rig up a hydroelectric generator. But from what I understand, the current design would only generate enough power to run the pump that draws the water up to turn the generator . . .”
Travis: adorable
Angela: very realistic
Tim: radical
Frank: dead
Don: also dead