I don't think Wario has anything to do with that. If anything, I'd see him as our wingman. Besides, I'm more than fine with being single, it gives me more time para mejorarme (to improve myself). We're all going to make it!
I'm aware Wario has little/nothing to do with it, but most of us ARE single.
(Even CM30, which surprised me a little when he mentioned it I one of his rant posts.)
'Right, my post about Wario was 100% sarcasm, for those who seemingly thought I was serious. And I agree with @It's Pizza Time, at the moment, I'm more than fine with being single.