Because they're idiots. Alternatively, because they think it makes them feel like they have some small amount of control over the situation.
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Monxiasyshrema77
Everyone: uses toilet paper to wipe.
Me, an intellectual: uses paper towels to wipe.
Me, an intellectual: uses paper towels to wipe.
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Good luck getting paper towls there @MonxiasyshRema77. They're about as sold out as toilet paper here!
Monxiasyshrema77
Oh... guess ill just...
wipe with printer paper.
wipe with printer paper.