"Wario..." "LIKES WALUIGI MORE THAN JIMMY!" "AND WALUIGI IS A DIRTY, STINKY, ROTTEN FRIEND STEALER!!" (Dunno who actually had him first tho, since Walu's past is unknown)
https://tigerarainbowra.deviantart.com/art/Mike-and-Orbulon-621974093 When I first saw that fanart, It warmed me. I was cold, but it warmed my heart so much, it warmed ME.