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Someone: "M-" Pistachio Shack, Joie Sour Salt, and Sabby Brina: "WHAT ABOUT ORBULON???? HE'S A MARIO CHARACTER TOOOO!!!! PUT HIM IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GUYS. ORBALON IS A GIRL. AND SINCE SHE AND DR. CYBORG ARE SO SMART, THEY WERE MEANT TO BE. SO THEY GOT MARRIED AND HAD A DAUGHTER NAMED PENNY. AND SINCE YELLOW MARIO AND PURPLE MARIO ARE BROTHERS, YELLOW MARIO IS RELATED TO THEM.

Of course Pisty's okay with it.

The dude's probably harmless though.

So you think "white people can't rap?" Think again. Video:

Orbulon and Dr. Crygor. Or as I sometimes call them, Porky and Poopy. Because Orby seems to like pigs. He even has a pig spaceship. And because of Crygs' story in the first Ware.

Good job. You nailed Orbulon's thick butt this time.

Same IQ level

He's thick...

Secretly, I kinda hate Luigi and Daisy. By "secretly," I mean I don't want most people on Google+ to know that. Because if they do, they might start arguments with me. They might even start arguments with me for loving Waluigi. Because most people hate him and they don't respect opinions.