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What's popping, Wario Nation, I got bit by a fucking cat and I am pretty sure the bite will get infected. Place your bets on if it will get infected or not.

As everyone else has said thus far, hope this nets us a new Wario Land game. The chances are astronomically low, but not zero.

1. I think she was a neat concept, was definitely a lot different than what anyone was expecting considering one would have expected her to be really really fucking ugly, but she was actually super cute. 2. I've played Brawl, 4, and Ultimate. I usually main R.O.B., he's awesome. 3. I love...

Let's hope they pick up in a good way and not a liquid dogshit way.

How has your 2025 been so far? Anything crazy come for you right out of the gate in January?

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Idk, life systems just seem kind of silly to me when it comes to anything with save files. Like you can't tell me Super Mario Sunshine really has much reason to have lives when the only consequence to losing all of them is pretty much the same as losing one, just a loss in progress. I can see...

I don't think any Wario game had lives except the VB one, so I don't see why they'd add lives tbh. I think life systems are useless in this day and age too, so I don't see too much of a point in them. Well, unless your game has to be beaten in one sitting like, say, Virtual Boy Wario Land. As...

I honestly think being little Wario is worse than just getting knocked out of the arena in 2 and 3. Get hit once by a boss and you're just done because Tiny Wario can't do shit. Just have to let the bastard kill you. :shulk:

I think the heart of 3 and 4 is the exploration, so I feel it fits that the enemies are fucking annoying and try to halt said exploration. Regardless of where they go, I just hope they don't go the 1 and VB route. I played Wario Land 1 after WL3 & WL4, so getting turned into a little bitch for...

True. Let's hope they keep going in that direction and give some more Land, or maybe even World representation. Sonic's ass got so shafted in Smash, I'd say he deserves a new moveset more than even Wario. At the very least, Wario's moveset represents something and is original, Sonic's is quite...

I would not mind another immortal Wario game, but if they did that, I hope they just exclude the bosses, or make them have some sort of threat other than robbing your ass of time. Maybe something about stealing money? Stealing Wario's money hurts him more than any physical damage ever could.

I like most the bosses in Wario Land 4, except Aerodent, I used the shop to cheese that cunt with the item he's weak to. I find the others ones fun once I get them down though! As for other bosses in the series, I find Wario Land 3's to be super annoying. Not a fan of the way they send your ass...

Hope if they do a new Smash game, they revise some of the movesets so the experience is fresh... also because I hope they make some more Land references in Wario's moveset.

We need the Wario Forum Renaissance... would love for this place to be more active. :wariocaraltalt: Don't forget extremely weird! Extremely weird is also very Wario. Wario World got that memo down, shout outs to Red-Brief J for having a notable bulge. Once again though, fuck Aerodent, death...

Another trick question, while you're solving this problem, Shrek sneaks up and tells you what ogres do to people. Much worse than an giant. (He'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin, they'll shave your liver, SQUEEZE the jelly from your eyes!) Definitely Wario Land 4. Might be a cliche...

With my Wario immortality, I can just wait out the fire because I simply don't want to die. Sure, it would be painful, but I would survive. Then I use my Wario immortality to get a hold of whoever threw me into the pit!!!!!

Hey, Wario might feel pain when burnt, but he will inevitably burn to ashes and reform! Then it is like nothing happened. Truly poetic of Wario, like a phoenix, but so much more beautiful.