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  1. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    Good idea Baker Man, couldn't really decide which ending each author would be assigned (when we get to the endings ofc) so I spun a Wheel of Names to decide and this is what the almighty wheel decided: I am going to write the bad ending, Dabbit is going to write the good ending and Baker Man is...
  2. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    Not to worry Baker Man, I'll write the rest of the beach shenanigans the crew got into. Kat: Oh, this is going to be so much fun! Ana: I haven't been on a beach in too long! Kat: It's been 2 months since the release of Warioware: Move It! Ana... Ana: Oh, right, sorry, forgot about that...
  3. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    The gang made it to the beach and had some fun and then they got into the conversation about Matpat and The Noise update (Baker Man's previous post was their conversation) , but then The Noise suddenly appeared out of literal thin air N: Waog D: OH GEEZ, WE ARE GONNA DEDEDIE! Wario pile drives...
  4. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    E: Alright, let's begin An Indian battle theme starts up as Cosmo, Tails and Papyrus charge across the street at Eclair. However, Cosmo immediately comes across a group of cows crossing the street and they start munching her up. C: ARGH! SINCE WHEN WAS IT EVER LEGAL FOR COWS TO CROSS THE...
  5. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    2 things: Also, anything marked as spoiler for my writing means that it's just commentary (or sometimes story context)
  6. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    At Goofy Goober's J: Alright Jimmy Jamboree, here's the plan to kill Wario and any friends of his... W (hushed): OH SHOOT! I forgot Jimmy wants to kill me after the incident. T: What happened? W: Well I knocked over his wig made by his grandmother Tammy, he got mad and beat me up. St: You know...
  7. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    Did you even read mine and Dabbit's previous posts on the story? The characters met up together now and aren't separated and are currently now at the Goofy Goober's where Jimmy T and the Jimmy Jamboree are plotting to kill Wario, Kat, Ana, Stolas, Sonic, Tails, Sans, Papyrus, Cosmo and Dedede.
  8. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    I didn't mean it in a bad way lol, please forgive me. Plus I think that a little chaos doesn't do that much harm... 100 messages already whoa!
  9. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    Oh yeah, nothing too much to do with the story btw but for those of you who want context about Stolas, here's a link: Stolas
  10. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    Stolas: Care to explain what you mean by "not your average run?" Tails: Turns out that this place is fueled with Warioware energy, so we'll have to beat some meme-themed microgames to get out of here. sans: guess you could say that we have a "bone to pick" with these zombies hehehe Papyrus...
  11. Spooky boi

    Happy New Year from Wario Forums!

    Hope everyone here has a very happy New Year! Welcome to 2024 Wario forums!
  12. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    Just as the crew were about to leave whilst blasting Devil May Cry on Sonic's speakers, Stolas rises, alive, with a gunshot through his arm. ST: Blitzy's gun shoots harder than that, nice try. W: Wait WAHT!? Ugh, guess we'll have to take this owl demon mf with us now... D3 pulls out his...
  13. Spooky boi

    Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

    Just before the crew got hit by a bench, a portal transported them into Hell. W: Waaah! I didn't do THAT many crimes in my life. I'm a good man! D: (reads extract on Wario in villains wiki) You do know that those crimes all come with a prison sentence, Wario? W: Shut up chips muncher! A lanky...
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