I can't tell if this was a serious statement or not, so I'm going to apologize in case I inadvertently hurt anyone's feelings. I feel hard-pressed keeping up with my already-existing friends lately.
Methanogenic bacteria dwell within the colon of The Fat Man, ever converting a constant stream of organic matter into gaseous compounds which must be expelled. This, dear forumers, is the reason Wario farts.
Tfw you draw anatomically correct penises at 24. Its not regular immaturity, it's ascended immaturity.
As for embarrassing facts? I once sharted myself in middleschool, and went the whole day w/ dirty undies.
First you need to accept that life is fundamentally meaningless, that there is no inherent purpose to your or any one else's existence. Read into topics like astronomy, abiogenesis, and the geologic timescale of earth. Read "the Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins. Once you've removed your...