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What are you waiting for ? The hot new Wahptop is out ! Don't hesitate ! It comes preinstallled with all sorts of amazing apps like all my amazing games and all of that for only 7,000 Coins ! What a steal ! BUY IT ! WAHAHAHAHAHA ! - Wario :warioicon: (Computer sprite ripped by Bacon)

Also see here for his new Wario Man Final Smash The Shoulder Charge makes a glorious return and I said my piece about the new Final Smash here. Not gonna lie, I'm really happy with what we have seen so far, I still wish the Waft would go away, but the charge being back makes me not really...