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DISCLAIMER: im so sorry for this It was a monday morning, one like any other on Diamond City, and really, the whole world. At Tomorrow Hill sat the Oinker, famous for being the main mode of transport for a certain alien, who was inside the latter, sleeping. Suddenly Orbulon wakes up, feeling...