vampire

“When that twerpy little bat Minicula bites me and sucks my blood, I turn into a bat! My big, macho arms turn into puny little wings!! By the way, what’s my blood type? You sucked my blood, the least you can do is tell me that!! What a pest!!” —Wario

It is unknown if his years of constant garlic consumption either cancels out the weakness of a vampire against garlic, or if he is in constant pain.